Kevin and Sheryl <3

People really use this awful font as their default??

Should be using Papyrus
- Wingdings is where it's at
- or Comic Sans
- There's a comic I follow on IG (candy hearts I fhink) that uses papyrus to troll people. Lol
Sheryl does.
I think it matches the content in this case 😅
Kevin is the man my cunt cheryl has been having an affair with
It makes it easier to read if you have something like dyslexia
- man I don't have dyslexia and this is much easier to read than something like arial
If someone ever tried to show me something on their phone and they have some weird font I just run. What they're showing is likely going to scar me emotionally and is likely very crazy
- Much as I don't like to judge people on fonts, this one reeks of psychopath.
Bring back comic sans!!

I've started sneaking it into change controls with whatever snarky tone I can muster...
I think some old phones defaulted to it
- What??

Halfway through the web of social connections, I was expecting this to end like that old doctor riddle or some sort of logic puzzle where you have to identify people from a set of linked clues.

This really does read like a high school word problem.

My brain just melted out of my ears

I really have to play more chess

I joined chess club in school and I lost in 3 moves at the first tournament. I learned at a young age that chess is not my game.

Did they take a bag of popcorn to thanksgiving? Because, I’m getting ‘they took a bag of popcorn to their mom’s thanksgiving diner’ vibes here.

Any follow up?

Found this on Bing

Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn't see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl's husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees.
- I thought u/shittymorph came with us for a second.
  
  I'm probably just yelling into the void but...
  
  Hey @shittymorph did you make it?
- The husband trusts his wife and doesn't make a big deal about some awkwardness and tries to be inviting to a new-comer. Instead of always accusing his wife of having an affair everytime they meet a new man. It's a lose-lose for this fellow
- Thanks king
Unfortunately none. Absconded with this several years back and don't even remember where.

To be a fly on that wall.
- Damn shame, because that’s some good popcorn material.
- No fly could stick to that wall because it doesn't exist

There's so much to unpack here.

A and B and C and D are going to a destination E.

A and B are having an affair. C is being cheated on. D is planning on enjoying the act of torturing A B and C
- I knew those unions and sets would come in handy one day.
  
  I might be able to come up on with a less direct way of telling the story than the original post, but it would take effort.