It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.

Yeah it's like all her ugliness moved to the inside
- If I had a reddit award, I'd give it to you.
  
  Sir, this is a Lemmy's.
  
  Thanks for the mold, kind deranger

until she speaks
- You sound triggered. Touch grass once in a while and the truth won't be so upsetting.
  
  This was so awkward I had to check if you were joking but nope, actual conservative who got his feelings hurt and retaliated with the two most generic right-wing insults there are.
  I could teach your entire personality to a bird.
  
  Sorry, rosanne. I didn’t know you were on lemmy. I still don’t like some of the shit you say. You did an ok job on that one sitcom you had. I forgot the name of it. Not very funny though. Cool to meet you online though!
  Uh oh, I think I triggered rosanne.

But they are both bat shit crazy, so looks mean nothing at this point of de-evolution.
- Have you heard of the crazy hot graph?
  
  Crazy right wing is never hot tho. Boner killer for sure.
  
  Ah the Vicky Mendez parallel

I just feel bad for madonna, that's a mental health issue and just sad stuff all around.
- I would say the same for both.
- Should feel bad for Roseanne then as well
  
  Why? She had so many chances at just not saying really shitty things and ended up getting a huge pay out to not work anymore.

speak for youself and the current pictures you are using I would say is about the most flattering of the one and unflattering of the other.
- true I did select the best current Roseanne picture I could find, but as for the Madonna picture, that is the best current photo that exists of her, simply what she looks like now.
  
  her instagram is pretty recent stuff and you can see the similarity to the photo you used but more flattering I think. https://www.instagram.com/madonna/

Madonna looks like a giant cockroach wearing Madonna like a suit.
- Can I have... some sugar... water?
  
  MOAR

It's 2023/2024 and Steve Buscemi is now more attractive than Mickey Rourke
- for fun I wanted to upload comparison photos of Mickey Rourke and Steve, but Steve Buscemi photos not needed; we all know what he looks like.
  
  I've never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.
  There's no gray area. It's like he woke up one day and had become a troll.
  
  Wow he used to look a lot like Bruce Willis
- Always has been.

"Everything everywhere all at once" is the title of a movie, not something you should tell your plastic surgeon.
- I just watched that movie three days ago, had to get some everything bagels to celebrate.

Imgur does not load on VPN connections
- okay I think I fixed it up there.
  
  Thank you!

They’re both uglier than each other. For different reasons.

Madonna spent years as a sex symbol, which absolutely takes time, effort and very consenious eating. Not to mention makeup, hair and fashion. What I see in her pic is a streamlined and simple to maintain look. She already has the money and nothing left to prove so... YOLO?
- Then why destroy her face with terrible plastic surgery
  
  Because she had the audacity to * gasp * age. When you're a person who has been valued by the entire world for how your face looks, it's going to be fucking shattering when normal aging things start happening and people post pictures of you online with headlines and comments and articles about you've "let yourself go."
  There is no winning. We demand that these women "age gracefully" which means, get no plastic surgery, but also stay hot like you were when you were 20, until you die, plz.
- consenious
  Consensual?
  Conscious?
  Conscientious?
  Contentious?
- Thats not relaxing on beauty. That's trying harder than ever and using plastic surgery / botox.

No, I'm not googling that.

Good on her for taking better care of herself. It is not easy, especially when you started from the left picture.

This is like saying dirt looks better than mud.

Madonna's face is a good example of what happens when someone has more money than sense

Was there a time when Madonna was attractive? Witnessed her whole career, involuntary, but missed that moment apparently.

#digitalExclusion
Shame this is posted on a centralized Cloudflare instance, which causes problems for people using Tor,VPNs,CGNAT,etc:
- Are we purchase shaming people here now for buying a cheap fucking domain on Cloudflare? You are so tediously petty, it amazes me people care to tolerate this.
  
  Also cf is about the only way to make federation affordable and safe. If we didn’t use cf on programming.dev, the server charges per month would bankrupt me. I’m not getting nearly enough donations to cover the bandwidth costs for every single call, cf covers like 70% of the bandwidth for free just due to caching. And cf also allows you to block and report child porn, thus taking another burden off server administrators.
  People that think you shouldn’t use cf just do not understand what it takes to run an instance.
  
  “Petty” for not supporting the elitist exclusivity that you support? Cloudflare blocks impoverished communities whose ISPs use CGNAT because they cannot afford an IPv4 for everyone. Shame on CF pushers and shame on you for supporting marginalization by giant corps while backing privacy abuse.
- I think whatever you're doing is a little overkill for Lemmy. Normal users don't have these issues.
  
  Normal users don't have these issues.
  That’s not true. Cloudflare marginalizes both normal users and street-wise users. In particular:
  users whose ISP uses CGNAT to distribute a limited range of IPv4 addresses (this generally impacts poor people in impoverished regions)
  the Tor community
  VPN users
  users of public libraries, and generally networks where IP addresses are shared
  privacy enthusiasts who will not disclose ~25% of their web traffic to one single corporation in a country without privacy safeguards
  blind people who disable images in their browsers (which triggers false positives for robots, as scripts are generally not interested in images either)
  the permacomputing community and people on limited internet connections, who also disable browser images to reduce bandwidth which makes them appear as bots
  people who actually run bots – Cloudflare is outspokenly anti-robot and treats beneficial bots the same as malicious bots
  …
  There are likely more oppressed groups beyond that because there is no transparency with Cloudflare.
- It's the beauty of the fediverse
  
  It’s an abuse of the fediverse and antithetical to #decentralization to use Cloudflare. And ironically your comment comes in response to broken functionality manifesting from links to exclusive venues appearing in an openly public forum.