Elon Musk: "Windows is WOKE!"

Wokeism has really gone too far when when microsoft is pushing the metric system

IMO it should mark imperial in red as totally incorrect.
- Fabricated whole cloth by the French elites to satisfy their inability to perform simple arithmetic - good and proper!
  Formed to be easy to use by centuries of laborers performing their work, beloved by all - verboten!

Imagine being one of the wealthiest people on the planet but so desperate to feel oppressed that you do performative outrage over an app's in-built editor giving you conversion notes for commonly used systems of measurement.

I would be willing to bet metric is the most widely used system of measurement lol what a fucking dork
- It's literally only the US and Myanmar that don't officially use metric, and even in the US, the military and space industry uses metric.

GEE THE COMMUNITY NOTES CAN CARRY A BIAS?

How dare people use the help documents for notes! One just looks like a picture of the settings
~~Blacks~~ Grammar rules

Musky at least pretends he is an engineer. Surely he would know that engineers prefer metric.

Also, didn't he grow up in South Africa? Which adopted the metric system in 1970?

Metric proves that apartheid South Africa really was wokeism gone amuck
- “I can excuse racism but I draw the line at adopting the metric system”
- Canada also still uses imperial for a fair few things (height, weight, apartments are in sqft) because the conversion was half-assed.
- His grandfather was also a leader of the social credit party in Canada lol

These blue checks saying they want to abandon big tech are in for a rude awakening when they realize people like me are more common in the open source community.

Unless they want to create Parlor OS and expose their data and lack of opsec to trans hackers again. I'm all for that.

I would love to see a chud attempt at an OS
- They already did: TempleOS.
- Ironically that's Windows
- Scheduling processes to balance out their CPU usage sounds too much like communism, so instead the processes using the most resources will be given an even bigger share, so they can use it to create jobs.
  Several worms come pre-installed, because the best way to overcome viruses is through herd immunity.
  Parent processes will not be able to terminate child processes, because life begins at execution.
  There is only HTTP and not HTTPS to make sure you can't visit any un-Christian websites in secret.
  Multithreading sounds too much like multiculturalism, so it is not supported.
  Only ASCII characters are supported, so the computer can't communicate with China and give them our secrets.
  Only available on CISC architectures, to make sure it can't be infected by the trans agenda.
- I’m imagining an autocorrect from neutral pronouns to him or her etc. and the havoc it would reap on language.
- [TempleOS]
  Is this a chud attempt at an OS?
- They'd probably call it something silly like PatriotOS

now scolds you

Scolds? Manbaby overreacting as usual... I don't see Clippy popping up on the screen and telling you you're a moron for not using inclusive language.

But now that I think about it, I wish it did that.

They should honestly be embarrassed when even porky is telling them that they need to brush up on their good manners.
: "Well gee Mr., you don't have to be so mean all the time!"
: "BUT AH DUHN WANNA BE NICE! IT'S NOT KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWL!"

Are you tired of using gay liberal software products like Microsoft Word? Do you want to stand up and fight for your right to free speech? Try God’s Word now and fight back against the woke agenda, where we are 100% certified to find you the right slurs to use for a Twitter argument

the fact he thinks the metric system is woke is just ridiculous

Woah imagine being able to ignore a suggestion

That would be so fucking wild, if it were possible

These bazinga chuds like elon want a world where you can't ignore The Algorithm so I understand not flagging that as a possibility for his hooting followers
If the self driving bazingamobiles can ignore stop signs, he should be able to ignore the Word suggestions.
Edit: He probably wants auto-correct to insert slurs into everyone's writing lol.

mfer is out here selling electric cars with batteries in kWh and getting people to launch rockets and he's going to complain about the metric system. In before he demands his engineers build rockets in slugs per furlong or some nonsense like that.

Elon the rocket launch pad is unstable the infras-
Lol we probably need more pylons am I right gamers
Mr. Musk I'm serious the foundation won't survive another test, you need to-
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS hehehe
Elo- building is overwhelmed with explosive debris
- building is overwhelmed with explosive debris

Confidential Business data

Is... Is Elon writing copy for the Cyber Truck himself??

The dumb, bad writing of "Also, insane stability" makes me think it's him
- sane stability would be nice
I doubt he even wrote this stupid copy. It's probably a final review or whatever.

Normies can't handle a basic, polite disagreement without them screeching that they were reminded that they're assholes. I don't get it, if they revel in being pure evil, and they so much as get told that they're not very nice. Why do they take issue with being reminded of a quality they're proud of?

Sure, I don't expect the average person to be much of a thinker, but still.

It’s because they also want to be liked. It’s not enough to be rich and “politically incorrect” because no one has respect for you. It’s why conservatives complain about not being able to find dates without lying because as soon as they stop lying, their true personality and views come out and women generally become repulsed.

Smartest man in the world

uses Word

The smartest man in the world would use LaTeX obviously

We're dangerously close to him saying he uses Linux to avoid big tech's woke grasp on the world.

I don't think Torvalds is actually a communist but I think this article alone is enough for Musk fans to lose their minds before switching to Linux. What if they move to apple?
- The post that the headline originates from is even funnier, could have chosen a better word rather than using "moron" though
- Another Linux W

I'm really glad elon's solution to "big woke tech" seems to be just buying (twitter) or cloning (chatgpt) it, not directing people to open source or whatever because we do NOT need any more fucking chuds in the FOSS world. I feel like the tide has only really started to turn in the past 5 years

Does he want to sell outside the US? Better get used to metric.

That cybertruck is basically illegal anywhere but the US.
And he grew up in South Africa, the imperial system should be the one he's not used to.
- South Africa only started switching to metric in 1970, and it usually takes a couple of decades to see ubiquitous adoption in everyday life.
It’s all performative. If his fans cared about consistency they would’ve been upset that Tesla complies with china’s government regulations

Imperialists mad at metric chads

Elon Musk, I am BEGGING you to buy Microsoft and teach these WOKE COMMUNIST LIBERALS how to design a suite of office productivity software which unleashes our true potential for freedom and prosperity.

Gonna cause mayhem by selling Elon my anti woke spin of redstar os

Word’s metric conversion does kinda suck though. It should probably say “about 5 tonnes”.

Yeah, that's classic false precision. 11,000 pounds has 2 significant figures, so if you convert, you can't pull all that extra precision out of your ass, you have to round to what the original measurement provided. Either 5000kg or 5 tonnes would be an acceptable conversion.
Of course Elmo probably has no idea how any of that works and isn't thinking past "metric = not murican = woke".
- ignore this I brainfarted
Americans insist on using exact conversions, which makes switching to metric harder because if you actually used metric. Honestly, at this point I'm convinced its an effort to keep metric "unintuitive" by teaching exact vs teaching it from a more native approach.
Ironically, my conservative schooling did better by comparing a gram to a fly, km to half a mile, etc.
- a fly?

That second one is actually very useful

Do you all hate the metric system or do you just hate base 10?

Count to el & reflect on this.

lonely simps who dream of robot girlfriends?
Lesser known sequel to Philip k dick's "do androids dream of electric sheep"
Yeah it would look like
"Something something woke SJW!!!!" This term contains reactionary connotations. Suggestions: We have determined that 6 PM is the darkest time of day that falls within rush hour traffic. Disguise yourself with nonreflective clothing and trash bags and remain prone outside by the white side line to be more inclusive

I don't want Microsoft Word to tell me not to use the word insane.

File > Options > Proofing > When correcting spelling and grammar in Word > Writing Style > Settings > Inclusiveness
- Kinda unrelated but damn, I feel like microsoft loves putting every option under 20 submenus. I don't think its even them trying to hide it from the "dumb" users who might mess something up. I just think they seriously don't understand how difficult it is to find some options that should be easy to change.
  Like why can't it be Options > Proofing > Writing Style > Inclusiveness. Hell if they want to keep the silly File> it still would be a lot more obvious. I'm in the options menu, I don't need 20 sub menus stating these are options or settings!
yeah that's my job, stop calling things insane

south african imperial measurement cuck

Drug dealers are WOKE because they measure in grams and kilograms

Freaking sick AF stability