Brawl between Michigan GOP members over locked door meeting

Conservatives resorting to fiscal violence???

oh no...

“He kicked me in my balls as soon as I opened the door,” Mr DeYoung said, adding that Mr Chapman ran at him and slammed him into a chair.

Mr DeYoung gave his account to the outlet over the phone from an emergency room where he said he was being treated for a broken rib.

For his part, Mr Chapman alleges that Mr DeYoung had swung at him and said: “I’ll kick your ass.” Mr DeYoung denies this happened.

Continuing, Mr Chapman says he removed his glasses, took Mr DeYoung by the legs and knocked him down: “When you see me taking my glasses off, I’m ready to rock.”

The first and last quotes of this snippet are the best things I've heard all year.

The bigger news in all this is that the Michigan GOP is getting short on funds. Go MAGA, go broke.