What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

My 5gHz is “Hot Signals in Your Area.” My 2.4gHz is “Mediocre Signals in Your Area.”

It hurts when IP

Saw a 5Ghz one called “COVID Vaccine”

It confuses the hell out of Macs and some Linux stuff refuses to connect.

Mines been named “WiFiArtThouRomeo” for, like, 20 years. Don’t know if it’s funny, but I think it’s cute. 

Mine is named Connecting... My guest network is Reconnecting...

Our neighbors grow weed, so my brother set one up as DEA Surveillance Van.

Lord of the Pings

Had one named "FBI Surveillance Van #3". I know, not so creative even 10-years ago, but read on.

Guy at the end of the street sold weed. He was telling my neighbor to be on the lookout, there was an FBI van cruising around. Being at the end of the street, my signal faded in and out like it was moving. Dude was freaked the fuck out.

Martin Router King Jr

Router I hardly know 'er

5G Covid Test Tower 37692b

RCMP SURVEILLANCE MOOSE #2091

ItHertzWhenIP

Mine is 'the LAN before time'

Mine is "GetOffMyLAN". Then one of my neighbors changed theirs to "GetOffMyLan69". I'm not even mad.

Hide your kids, hide your wi-fi.

From Auntie Donna's Big 'ol House of Fun, "pretty fly for a WiFi"

Visited a CeX store.

Their locked, employee-only Wi-Fi: Protected CeX

Their open public WiFi: Unprotected CeX

For a while I used “Loading…”

I went with "Encrypted for Your Pleasure".

I once saw one in my apartment building called “f-u-Mike” and I’ve always wondered which Mike in the building the owner was mad at and why

TellMyWifiLoveHer

The geology dorm at my university had one called "geology rocks", always made me chuckle.

WutangLAN

One of my older ones was "WeDontHaveWifi" because people would say "what's your wifi?" and we would tell them that and sometimes they would say "ohh, ok" and not ask for the password, haha. Password, incidentally, was "whatPassword?"

2 girls 1 router

I work for an ISP. I got you fam.

• FBI VAN, FBI Surveillance Van, etc...
• Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi
• Hidden Network
• Get Your Own
• No Internet Access
• Net Schwifty
• ITwimdy
• Yell Fuck For Password
• IP Freely
• My WiFi Left Me
• SS IDmedes
• Deez Nutzwork

I can't think of more right now, but I see many every work week.

"CovidVaccineActivation5G"

NotaHoneyPot

On an unsecured, password free hotspot.

"All my neighbours are cunts"

Mine is Trogdor.

I should make the password consummate v's.

My sister had me name the wi-fi extender as "Papa John's Pizza and Abortions". My mother's side of the family is Catholic. We're still waiting for one of them to notice it

Panic at the Cisco is up there for me.

Permanently Deleted

███████ Scratch off for password

Heads up that there are ways to look up locations for access point ESSIDs. You can basically narrow it down to an address. If you share a neighbor's ESSID also, it greatly helps ensure that they have the right address.

I once saw "Mom, use this one" and I giggled.

I use "Router? I hardly know her!" for my 5Ghz, "Tell Your Wifi Say Hi!" for my 2.4Ghz

Been using WuTangLan for quite awhile. When I started splitting 5ghz and 2.4, we added MyWiFiFu.

"404 Network Unavailable" and "FBI Surveillance Van #273"

"SECURE YOUR NETWORK DIPASS"

This was back in the days when routers defaulted to no encryption with a stock password for the UI. Also I was the one who changed random people's SSID to that when I found an unsecured network.

I've got "Little Silhouetto of a LAN" and "Caught in a LANslide" for the 5 and 2.4ghz

My neighbours' "PrettyFlyForAWiFi"

i've seen "💩" a while ago. That was pretty funny - just a little inconvenient at times I guess.

One of my favourites is from a movie!

ThePromisedLAN

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I guess it's supposed to deter people from using it or something, but I have to admit that it did confuse me for a hot minute.

Connecting...

And yes it got me.

I saw "Martin Router King" and the classical "BND Überwachungsfahrzeug"(BND=German surveillance Service). Überwachungsfahrzeug means surveillance vehicle.

For a while mines been:

"Free Public WiFi" for my secure main network

"Secure Home Network No Touchy" as my open guest network

My mobile hotspot name is Win32Virus.exe

The looks when I turn it on in an airport...

My guest network was called ShareYourWifi, but my wife made me change it

Free Virus

CIA Van nr. 8 (unsecured)

Set my friend’s WiFi to “Muggle Magic”

I live close to a train station and mine is called: "[name of the operator]_public“ wonder how many people tried to connect😅

Martin Router King, from my wireless internet exam last semester

NachoWiF(e)i

NetworkError

Used "Super WAN" for my 5Ghz and "Bat WAN" for my 2.4Ghz.

mine is "im in your walls", going for the creepy factor

Ours is OohAahFhqwhgads

Mine has been WaiFu for the last couple years.

I just changed mine to porqueFi, I thought it was clever...

For a while mine was named "Get off my lawn"

I set my parents wifi to FBIVAN back when I was living with them. I think my siblings took that router with them when they moved out and I'm pretty sure they never changed it

My buddy upgraded to a mesh network and named it 'one wifi to bind them'

Heard a story about a wifi network in an apartment building called 'We can hear you having sex'

Pretty fly for a wifi

I came across a network named estrogen. Someone took the time to login to the router and change the name but didn't change the default username and password. I changed it to testosterone...

I lived in the hood for a while, and a neighbor's wifi was called CrackWhoreNet.

Mines is currently riders of roWAN

MachoLANRandySavage

PercheFi which translates to WhyFi in Italian

ICanHearYouSnoringFromHere

"HP Laserjet M402DN", one of my least favorite desktop laser printers.

My home network used to be named "Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?"

I'm personally a fan of:

"New Wi-Fi Who Dis" and "Spaceballs: The Wi-Fi"

I had trouble thinking up an original, funny name so I've just gone with "Lorem Ipsum" in the meantime

Mine's "Abraham Linksys"

Can You See Where IP

"Get your own stuff sucker"

We moved into a very posh neighborhood and when hooking up our kit there was one that read, “Money cannot buy you class”.

My guest WiFi is called Honeypot. I leave it up even when guests aren't around, but for some reason none of my neighbors have tried to connect. Either they're all much more tech savvy or much less tech savvy than I give them credit.

"No somos los marihuanos" (We're not the stoners)

(But they were)

At my old house, mine was NeverGonnaGiveYouUp. Nobody continued it for all the five years I was there, as far as I could tell :(

ITHertzwhenIP

Bring Beer and Women to [apartment number]

I've been banging your wifi

Mine's We don't have WiFi

It's fun when guests ask "what's your WiFi called?" I tell them and they're baffled by all the electronics everywhere and me "not having" WiFi.

My phone hotspot is "Cease The Investigation!".

Lovense Turbo Max

Obi WLAN Kenobi

I got a "No Wi-Fi for you!" near me

For any fans of the Venture Bros mine is "the guild of calamitous internet"

I was always a fan of: ᒣᒥப߹/ΔП

My last one was named Super Mario LAN :)

Skynet. (It has been for years and finally it got relevant again.)

I have a stream

The password for my wifi is "alluppercase". I also used to have "IDontKnow" and "DontAskMe". Its fun when new people visit.

FBI Surveillance Van

FBIWiretap

FBI Surveillance Van

My last 2 routers were:

Router?ihardlyknewher

And

Router66

Ours is "Eternal Flame Crematorium". No specific reason, we just like the sound of it

my coworker asked to borrow a router for troubleshooting. I changed the SSID before giving it to him to: "2 inches and loving it"

Underworld Connections

Internet Explorer

My neighbor's is The_Booty_Warrior.

It's dated but it still makes me chuckle so I leave it. Mines called Series of Tubes.

Go! Go! Gadget internet!

"I can hear you having sex"

StuckStepCisco

Bird Up! WiFi Down!

The folks around me just used the factory settings on most of theirs. Mines SlytherLAN and GryffWANdor with the guest network set as Hufflepuff-puff-pass.

Barbara

Neighbors have Kenny and Kenny-5G, another has PrettyFlyforAWiFi.

HzWANIP is probably the funniest thing I ever did

my go-to is "net-twerk"

Not mine, but saw "ClickHere4BBC".

Mine guest network is Free Public WiFi. Only one person at my place has gotten the joke so far.

ThirdGuyonerouter was the funniest I see in my town.

Umm... Something something Ravenclaw joke.

Mines Chocolate Starfish

My own.

TellMyWiFiLoveHer