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TheGoldenGod @lemmy.world

2y ago

We’ve all been there

Titta…

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I have to admit, I'm a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don't like my laugh.
- Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.
- I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the "titta" absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.
- Watch the original and have a laugh again.
- I'm sorry for whoever told you you had a bad laugh.
  
  I don't know how people determine bad laughs. I love loud obnoxious and silly sounding laughs, those are the best. I feel like those are the ones people typically think are bad but I guarantee all of you that they ARE NOT they are the best.
- 4chan for all the hate it gets, spits out true quality memes a lot of the times.
- You shouldn't be ashamed of your laugh my guy, it's natural and all natural laughs are great!
  Anyone who thinks otherwise should suck on an egg.
- I've seen this before but it got me just as hard this time.

Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that's so far out... that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.

They should have used their poop knife.
- Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.
  
  If you packed it in a violin case you'd be fine.
  
  SLPT: When you're traveling, you can use your hand as poop knife.
- I love a good poop knife reference.

All that matters is if she was proud
- She’s seen a lot of shit in her time working for the cruise lines. But for a tip, she’s willing to say it’s the biggest she’s ever seen.

The same thing happened to Jack Whitehall, or maybe it happened to neither of them? Or both of them?
- I blame water saving toilets.

A true shit post
- It felt most fitting here.

Titta my shitta
- For some reason I read that in Timmy's voice from South Park.

I posted this just 6 days ago and someone already reposted this lol: https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/post/586373
Edit: shit, our instance's web interface is down right now...
- This is a beautiful old meme, clearly the favorite of many here.

I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol

I've had to have the "so you wanna look at em 'fore I flush em or can I just, y'know" conversation way too many times now, come to think about it
- Yeah the feeling is real when you’re regularly dropping battleships. I used to have to turn and decide if I needed to get the plunger or the poop knife before trying to flush. But I semi recently got a new Toto toilet, and it’s sucks everything down, I’ve only clogged it twice.

I'm crying

lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?
- Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.
  
  thank god I have IBS

This guy did the no poop challenge before it became popular

Titta!

he found the one swedish person who doesn't speak english
- I prefer to believe the cleaner did know english, but he didn't think to try.

I award with the highest honour I can afford. My only saved post on lemmy.

I was already giggling when I saw the 2nd frame of him in his tighty-whities waving the cleaning lady over. I started crying when I finished the story omg 😭

I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.

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