Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

Old Spice F-35 is my favorite scent.

Ladies love the smell of jet exhaust in the morning.

I hate those manly male scents for true men™ so much. I've now switched to odorless deodorant which is so much more expensive but it's worth it. And when I want to smell nice, I use a perfume.

I stopped using women's antiperspirants because the scents would make my armpits break out in hives and it wouldn't stop my ungodly sweat. I use some kind of old spice that's a gel stick. Can't remember the exact scent lol. It works great, especially for underboob sweat. The smell isn't bad either. 10/10 would recommend for women who are super sweaty like me

I don't mind Oldspice's BEARGUN BEER THRASHER. Reminds me of my childhood abuse.

Look at that guy! He uses the F-16 deodorant, not the SR-71 one.

I just bought a bathbomb called black rose frome Lush. My girlfriend approved but she wasn't the one using it.

A bathtub, chocolate, and wine. Guys listen, ladies have it all figured out. Treat yourself.

I wonder how much of my preference was advertising and upbringing, but as a man I do prefer to use the male scents almost every time.

Change "men" into "boys" and it's accurate.

I don't buy deodorant for it's smell, I buy it so I don't smell like a locker room by noon....

There are a few Old Spice variants that I think are a bit fruit-forward and fresh and designed for men.

I've never liked the super cologney scents - I like smelling sweet, so Fiji is a good one for me. Smells tropical and a bit fruity.

I also liked Wolfthorne, which is super fruit forward. I actually got a pack of that because some super insecure dude was complaining about it in the reviews.

Outside of that, Stone from Henry's is another fave of mine. Not fruit, but it's light and I think anyone could wear it. Fig as well, but that's more of a winter deodorant because I find myself needing to reapply, but it smells awesome.

Shark breath deodorant is superior.

I require all my deodorant to be breeze scented. Either mountain or ocean. There are no acceptable alternatives.

Bit off topic maybe, but I’m just reading all these comments and some of y’all are cracking me up! I just wanted to say it was a pleasure to read a bunch of random comments that boosted my mood. Thanks!

Somewhat ironically, a "unisex" deodorant of mine with almond perfume is the best one I have at keeping my body odor away. It's local stuff that beats Nivea's 48h sports men whatever every day (and smells much nicer, too)

I like oats and alps. Duke cannon thick is nice too, and has names like “naval supremacy”, which is cheesy, but I don’t get too hung up on it.

Old spice is off the rails though.

Coffee & Whiskey is the goat

Smells like jet fuel? Splendid!

I'll have one that smells like a mix of diesel, burnt gunpowder (and the prettiest flowers out there) please.

I use benzoyl peroxide facewash in my pits when I shower. I never smell like BO or anything else.

Those brightly colored tubes of marketing they sell in the deodorant aisle probably don't do what you think they do. This is because the mega conglomerates that sell this shit don't care if their product works or not. What they sell you on is shame and poor body image.