can I get a amen?

and when exactly was the last time you saw her vagina to know confidentially what it looks like?

Trump has left the chat

Vulva/labia.

Because sandwiches always remind me of it.

Not true at all. A vagina looks way different when you're having vaginal sex.

Because they're paedophiles

Hey, that’s not entirely true!

They also have weird obsessions with other children’s genitalia. (See: gender neutral bathrooms in schools snd outrage over kids playing other gender roles in school theatre.)

We don't know how old the daughter is. I do agree though.

*looking at your daughter's vagina.

It's a shitpost.

It's a shitpost.

Seems like dad here is regularly checking his daughters' vaginas. Seems like a problem.

It's been posted in the Reddit equivalent quite some times even before I left.

Legen, wait for it: dary!

Or other women who see this. Both are normal variations. Although I wouldn't recommend sticking it between some buns.

It's so gross and weird. Also this makes no sense.

Mine looks more like the one on the right, and I've been around the block more times than I can count... it's just physiology, sex parts look different for us all. Just like every dick I've seen in person looks a bit different from the one before. Some are longer, shorter, wider, bent to the right or left, different shades, some even have cute lil moles on them, some hairier higher on the shaft than others. We're just different and that's fun!

This is wrong on so many levels: body shaming, incest, "slut" shaming, describing how his own child's reproductive bits look like, just... ugh

Truly, the real sin here is that ham.

She has to be picky, because she pegs exclusively.

I think what he's saying is that his dick is so small that when he rapes his daughters for Jesus he doesn't do much physical damage, it's just purely mental and emotional trauma.

Ham Sandwich passage 41:32 sayeth...

Like, I understand the sexism, that's the point of being conservative, but what the fuck does Christianity have to do with it?

I understand, intellectually, that these people are just fundamentally, willfully ignorant about pretty much everything but they always surprise me anyways.

Christian conservatives thing too much about their daughters vaginas.

He wants to fuck his daughter and also fuck Taylor Swift, but he really would like to fuck his daughter.

You're probably missing the context of it. See, a whole bunch of people seem to think that the more sex a woman has, the bigger her labia get. It makes no sense, obviously, but that's what these fucking morons believe. Add to that the other bit of context, which is that those same people generally are men who hate women, and believe that women should be essentially property.

So what this dicknose is saying is that his daughter is a good, wholesome Christian who would never have sex out of wedlock, and thus avoid having her private bits stretched, unlike godless heathens like Taylor Swift (who is also Christian, btw), who have sex all the time with multiple partners because of their twisted, perverted natures.

I'm still waiting for a convincing explanation as to why if repeated sex will stretch out your labia, it only happens when you have sex with different partners rather than with the same partner. Some kind of weird mental gymnastics at play for that one.

That man lusts after his own daughter, because all pedophiles are nazis and all nazis are pedophiles.

So you would

I feel like that isn't how you eat pussy

Is that the man pleasing part or the babymaking part?

Just to make it clear, to anyone who may be in doubt... Ussage does not affect the way your "sandwich" looks.