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1y ago

KISSENGER IS DEAD

finance.yahoo.com /news/dr-henry-kissinger-dies-age-013400740.html

Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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Where were you when Kissinger died?
I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies.
- An IRA bar. Fucking jovial in here.
  
  What I would give to be there.
  
  That's bullshit what a perfect place to be
  
  Must have been glorious
- Sitting on the couch with my 3 year old leaning into me, watching Bluey
  
  we're gonna make it bros
  
  I was with my kids in the kitchen, I had just pulled some fresh baked cookies out of the oven. Such a nice moment.
  
  :bluey-dance:
  
  https://youtu.be/JXOTmWl5t3A?feature=shared
  
  I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  yewtu.be
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  piped.video
  
  While I was putting my son to bed I had the beautiful thought that he won't have to grow up in a world with Henry Kissinger in it
- Not kidding literally at work, one earbud in on a conference call with my local Communist Party club lmaoooo someone announced it on the call
  10000% serious
  
  based
- Wish I could admit to something cooler but I was watching Harry Potter with kiddo (I've really tried...he's into it though through my ex tho).
  I can happily say however that we paused the movie and proceeded to dance around the house at the joyous good news. He's recording it in his diary now!
  Also;
  https://hexbear.net/comment/3113940
  Called it!!!!!!
  
  The idea of a small child recording a war criminal's death in their diary is making me laugh 😆
  
  Lolol....He's a child and honestly has little context for any of it...he just knows he's asked me if there are any real life supervillains/sith lords in real life and I've told him "well....there is Henry Kissinger...."
  
  It's okay for your kid to like it, as long as they outgrow it at some point.
- I was playing Minecraft and didn't believe my friend after he messaged me. Was certain he unlocked immortality.
- Eating beans
- i was in the middle of writing a comment explaining a dumb joke edit of a stan kelly comic about visual novels
- Listening to the Guts theme on my phone, pacing around the room with Hexbear on one tab and an algorithm programming assignment on the other. High as fuck. I can feel the packwatches increasing on the daily and finally feel like I have a soul again. Good times
- I was high in bed listening to krautrock.
  
  Hallelelelelelelelelaluwah
- i was chillin with the homeless homie
- Just getting out of a Taco Bell drive thru after work. The DJ at the local college metal show announced it then started playing Peace Sells by Megadeath.
- Listening to the Clash, was damn poetry to see those notifications roll in with such a glorious soundtrack (Kingston Advice from Sandinista!)
  
  Hell yeah
- 'kissinger is kill'
  'yes'
- Celebrating with thousands and thousands of Muslims in New Jersey, dancing on rooftops near Trump Tower.
- At work processing vehicle titles for sale
- I was showing my gf Children of Men
  Love that movie but fuck if this isn't the best palate cleanser from that bleakness
- Okay so I was laying in bed with my wife, browsing fucking /pol/. I wanted to see what the world's largest population of
  is saying nowadays. Mild psychic damage, and the result is that some anon on /pol/ informed me that Henry Kissinger died. I thought they were trolling.
- getting a big bowl of ice cream and then decided to get an even bigger bowl
- Grocery store.
- I farted
  
  braaaaap
- Just got home a short bit ago, only to find this amazing news
- Sitting down after work with my cat. Let out a huge laugh at the news which scared her.
- I frantically rode my bike to the corner store 5 minutes before it closed to grab a drink to celebrate, now I can listen to the Wailers and revel in a small victory that required nothing of me but the passing of time.
- On the bus home from work, rattling by the public hospital.
- At a restaurant for my friend’s birthday when my partner got the NYT alert. I may have double-fist-pumped and yelled “rest in piss” a bit too loud
- Doing a few touch ups for my client after Christmas shopping with my wife. Pretty cozy day tbh
- havin an after work beer. now i'm havin two. this one's for you, champ!
- listening to my vinyl of tpab and my friend messaged me, oh joy
- Playing Horizon: Zero Dawn.
- I was being texted by my undergrad assistant that rats didn’t get fed, it was honestly distracting
- On the toilet seat. Constipation cured!
- eating chili, scrolling.
- I was just sitting down with dinner. Best fucking appetizer ever
- Studying for some stupid cloud admin exam. This warrants a break.
- Work
- Accidentally robotripping and under a weighted blanket cuddling my dog
- Fighting the borrow system in Rust.
- At home, drinking cherry coke zero.
  Needless to say, I got the nice whiskey down and poured a glass.
- In the middle of talking with a friend, interrupted and told him to hold on while I verified something very important.
- Eating lunch.
- Playing Hades
  
  When you find Kissinger stab him for me a few times.
  
  I have a few more Chaos boons to 100% the darkness behind the night of hell, so hopefully eventually.
  I hear they locked him away in his own special hell-void a century in the making as even the shades who reside didn't deserve to witness the torment set aside for
  .
  I hear they've given reprive to
  and Bouldy is being given a new task with blinged out extreme measures napalm despensing spikes. Then there's the Gaza Heights which gives him random relief on occasion, but it's never enough. That's just to blow the foundations out from under him once he gets an inkling of ever looking forward to anything.
  It's what some would call
  "p r a g m a t i c" .
  Even during development it was just constant renovations as his depravity seemed to know no bounds.
- Drunk at Olive Garden. What a blessing.
- Watching Barbie with friends
- High as a kite playing a racing game, my roommate told me and i said "ABOUT FUCKING TIME"
- Don't know the exact Time of Death, but when the news broke I was at home with my cat. Probably when it happened I was driving a relative to the doctor's office.
- At work scrolling through train twitter, looking at pictures like this

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