I couldn't figure out why, but I always thought the Cardassian women were extremely pretty. Maybe due to forcing more facial symmetry from the makeup/prosthetics or something.
Regardless, they're much better looking than those other people... with makeup and prosthetics...
I haven’t been keeping up with the Kardashians. Did they ever get over their huge overreaction to that mild inconvenience? I assume that’s what happens on that show.
Time traveling Romulan agents have manipulated the timeline to ensure the Kardashians stay on the air for at least another two decades, leading to the downfall of human civilization, thereby preventing the federation from ever existing.