Rarely pooping leads to mental decline - aka diarrhea leads to ADHD
Rarely pooping leads to mental decline - aka diarrhea leads to ADHD

www.cnn.com
Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds | CNN

As we all know correlation equals causation, and you can always extrapolate from a trend seen in a single research project.
Throwaway any and all ideas you have from that scientific theory course you had to take in university.