A Real Adult
A Real Adult
Source: Goat To Self
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Cardboard tubes aren't light sabers, they're trumpets. Everyone knows that. Jeez.
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They're trumpets to challenge one's mortal foes to a ligthsaber duel. Then they're ligthsabers.
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Ok, fair.
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Then they become nunchaku
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Before trumpeting you're obligated to yodel "RIIIICOLAAAAA" through a cardboard tube, much as a father must clack tongs before tending a grill.
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Similar to how one must engage and disengage a pen’s tip-retracting function at least 3 times before using.
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Ah yes, the GoldenEye reflex.
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I use them to make cow noises 🐮
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