1w ago

Terrifying New Anti-Marijuana PSA Says Overindulgence Could Cause You to End Up Like Bill Maher

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1y ago

Terrifying New Anti-Marijuana PSA Says Overindulgence Could Cause You to End Up Like Bill Maher

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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Anything but that! I'll never touch the stuff again!
I'm not really sure how he lives with his head so far up his own ass and, frankly, I don't want to experience it firsthand to find out.
Thanks so much kind internet stranger!
I'll never do a marijuana again!
- He's such a douche.
I quit. I'm never touching the devil's weed again!
It's not worth getting stoned if there's even a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of become him.
Most effective anti drug campaign I've ever seen.
- No one wants to live like that.
Not going to lie that did send a shiver down my heart.
If anything weed cools him off, if he didn’t smoke he’d be even more insufferable
Yeah that kind of makes sense.
The heavy consumers I remember really fried their brain.
Actually thinking about it, and knowing what I know about drug metabolism, it could just be they did so much weed they were just high for a long period of time after they last consumed.
- Can confirm, am Bill Maher
Meh, I'd light up with Bill.
- If you could get through the light without him condescending to you about your lighting technique, your rolling technique, the lighter, and the weed... yeah, he might get stoned enough to shut the fuck up for a few minutes. That would be alright.
  Then again, he got along okay with Trump instead of telling him to eat a bag of fascist dicks, so maybe not.
  
  Well, if it's in his usual delivery, I'd probably just be laughing before lighting. People seem to forget he's a comedian. I like his humour.
- Yes, I'd also light myself up on fire if I had to endure his company.

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