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Melatonin @lemmy.dbzer0.com

6d ago

Missed it by that much!

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Haven't you heard the expression "Missed it by a mile."?
- Missed opportunity 😱
  
  It's ok, I like the Get Smart reference too.
  
  Don't bother with the lotto ticket bud, and maybe rethink those life changes you were fantisizing about...
I've got you OP
Drive in reverse. I don't care. Drive. In. Reverse. Then flip your car.
- A mission made just for me
  
  The hero we need.
  Also maybe deserve.
- This works, I've tried it.
boobg
- Did you ever consider cleaning the car during that approximately 80k miles?
  
  I think it's more like you stop driving the car once you hit 80085 and keep it as a trophy
I posted mine recently. In dull men's club. I must say I planned more about that post than is care to admit
Now try to get "clitoris" miles, but I'll bet you'll never find it.
sell car, try again.
Dang you would have gotten BoobSmiles too
- I felt only slight disappointment initially, but this just ruined my day. OP you need to figure out how rolling back odometers works STAT.
  What the fuck have you done.
Look at you with your shiny basically unused car!
- Lol, I hesitated to post, but why not? So my car's a mess. Who cares?
  
  M8! It's only done 80000. How much of a mess can it be really? Mines done about twice that and it has a busted alternator and a tourist in a camper managed to rip my mirror out of the door.
Hey, i also have a prndl on my car
Damn now you gotta get a new car :(
Its ok bro just drive backwards
BOOBG
- the topless battle royale
- Boob sechs
I got you Fam
go back to the dealer and start again
Now I’m hearing the title in the Get Smart guy’s voice
Mission failed. We'll get em next time.
What’s better than one boob? 280085!
- My car is much fucking closer to that.
  
  Mine had 3 boobs shortly before I got it. Kilometers though
  
  Sadly, my car just passed it and I did not get a pic.
This makes me sad
Who is BOOBG miles?
All's not lost, just drive the car in reverse for a mile. :)
RIP o7

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