2w ago

A Balanced Diet

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THIS IS FOOD
mix it together to make Filk
- If you insist so vociferously it makes me suspicious. Is it truly food?
  
  If they don't put it on the bottle you might mistake it for drain cleaner.
- I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood
- filkthylfenidate
- Pood
ah yes breakfast of champions
methylphenidate
liquid for swallowing methylphenidate
something vaguely resembling nutrients so that I'm not taking methylphenidate on an empty stomach
- As NT-master race, had to look it up:
  methylphenidate = Ritalin
  
  look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!
Did you check that expiration date before you drank/ate that?
- "Fresh"
- Sniff test then drink. Who’s got the time/patience to play iSpy with the date stamp?
  
  The date stamp is visible in the picture. How’s opening and sniffing it faster/more convenient?
I actually find it hard to believe someone can literally survive with something like that for more than a few months.
- This is more healthy than the average diet.
  
  I would recemmend reading the book "ultra processed people" to understand why I strongly disagree
  
  ....no??
  
  I mentioned Soylent a while back and someone commented that it was slop. I guess people just aren't into that.
  
  genuinely, toss in some starchy bread and maybe fruit in there, please. your gut will thank you.
Felt prompted to share my lunch. Feeling healthy (yes one of the pills is MP as well).
- What are the other pills?
  
  The capsule is the MP, the lengthy one is escitalopram (an SSRI antidepressant), the round ones are thyrostatics, for my autoimmune hyperthyroidism.
- Hope that's decaf. Methylphenidate and caffeine really don't mix well.
  
  I've had zero issues and my psych hadn't said anything either
Better than the alternative of simply not eating anything.
Some nutrition is better than no nutrition.
I wouldn't call that a good foundation for a diet.
yFood kinda sucks taste-wise IMO and I think meal replacement shakes from a sports nutrition company offer a better bang for the buck. (Plus the whole thing where Nestlé owns a share of the company these days.)
Zero Zucker
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
U might want to change that pepsi for some bananas or baked stuff. Like, fruit cake is excellent. And cheap at the local market. :)
- Recommendations?
Enjoy your diarrhea and (assuming you have male genitalia) your hiding dick.
Also: Vanille schmeckt mir am besten.
- My brain broke deciding whether it was the English or German word 'also'
Mahlzeit!
A diet of soda pop and ritalin, eh?
This is so disgusting!

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