wanna..?

Just straddle his knee and start grinding, he'll figure it out

Back when we first started dating I told my now wife, "If you're horny, don't try to be subtle. Just grab my dick."
- Pretty much all women should take this advice.
  Being subtle will regularly, if not almost always be missed. Us dudes are too wrapped up in whatever dumb shit we're thinking about to notice the subtlety. Grabbing my dick, definitely gets my attention. If you don't know what to say, just grab a dick.
  We'll let you know if there's any reason not to, but bluntly, few things are so important that they need to be finished before getting freaky.

Just try "wanna fuck?" Surprisingly effective. The other commenters knee grinding trick is also very effective.

No. Because your first mistake was calling it "naughty". When it's perfectly valid, acceptable and shouldn't be seen as out of the ordinary or somehow 'bad'. 😜

Feel free to try again though~ 😏😉

and just like that every last drop of desire fled into the night
- Okidoke.
We don't know what OP had in mind though. Some sex acts are literally illegal (e.g. doing it in public places)!
- It's only illegal if you get caught 😉

Sorry girl, I'm busy looking at shitposts on lemmy

naughty? who's getting punished?

🥹

Nervous but kinky nerds are so hot

As a kinky nerd looking for another kinky nerd, I agree. M straight switch if anyone's interested haha.

I do wanna

"I'll show you mine, if you show me yours."

Innuendo is nice.

Works for everyone, good mix of cheeky and bold, while not being too graphical and leaves room for escape routes.

I was the recipient of this one in my teens and it snapped into reality very quick.

Yes, I was that oblivious.

That's the awkward moment that i would like to just put my legs on their lap, but then i remember that the government released laws against sexual harassment and i don't know how to put my emotions into words to ask a question.

Sauce please

artist name is kitte / kittesan

As a guy (and i definitely speak for all guys), just scratch your crotch/balloon knot and jam your fingers in his mouth. Instant stiffy.

I'm ace, so YMMV, but anything going in my mouth is looking to catch teeth.
- Yogurt.
  Ha. Didn't think about that, did you? Your small mind simply can't perceive soft, unchewable yogurt. Now you look like an IDIOT on the INTERNET! What'll you do now, Light Yagami?!
- Promises promises.