TACO Don hallucinating phone calls

Trump is what happens when you start believing your own propaganda, and think you can order leaders of sovereign countries around because you're "the leader of the free world".

Is TACO an abbreviation or the food?
Taco's did nothing to deserve being associated with that prick.

"Trump always chickens out".
- Seems a bit soft, surely we can come up with something better?
  Maybe CUNT : Consistently Undermines National Trust?

He is a straight up LOON

I don't doubt any of these points but it'd be better to bring the receipts:

China deal: https://www.reuters.com/world/chinas-foreign-ministry-says-xi-trump-did-not-have-call-recently-2025-04-28/
India Pakistan cease fire: https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/india-will-not-accept-third-party-mediation-relations-with-pakistan-modi-tells-2025-06-18/
Phone call to Newsom: https://www.axios.com/2025/06/10/trump-gavin-newsom-call-protests-los-angeles-law-enforcement
Iran call: couldn't find a reliable news source about this in the past two weeks

Well, he never did let a little thing like the truth stop him and it's not like his voter base hears news from anyone but him.

Hallucinating the best, most perfect phone calls.

We had the best phone calls, it's true. They were really great. So great. Everybody is saying it - I'm not saying it, everybody here is saying it. But I said it when I made the call, I said, "What a great call", it really was. We had a horrible administration that couldn't make any deals, just horrible, they were the worst. The Biden crime family couldn't make the deals I make, you wouldn't believe, it's true. This guy knows it, right?
they are incredible phone calls, we have the best phone calls in the world. nobody phone calls like we do
Are we sure Trump isn't an LLM?
- Jesus Lord above don't give them ideas. A trump LLM would fit perfectly with his bullshit scam phones.
- His misfiring neurons are kind of like that, yeah.
- even the worst trained llm is more coherent
- Bigly Language Model, maybe?
- He certainly is large.
Maybe they're just putting someone on with a fake accent to keep him busy and he really believes it.

How do you misspell "Newsom" on literally the next line?

Have you ever tried to spell Gnusum correctly, spaysnudel?
- I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as sum, is in fact, GNU/sum, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus sum.
It was just something new.

Maybe they forgot to feed him? Give him a taco.

that'd be cannibalism
- Make cannibalism great again!

Wait, what?! I thought the ceasefire between Pakistan and India had actually been negotiated by the Trump administration!

The whole reason we're on the precipice of war is because Taco woke up saw Israeli strikes called genius on Fox news and he wanted to bask in that praise so he started suggesting he had something to do with it. It's absolute lunacy.
- The world is led by fox news 😵‍💫
Welcome to the future. I actually thought he was tangentially involved too.
No sane person can keep up with verifying news anymore. Most people's feeds are pretty bad, and that's the point! He literally burned out fact-checkers and journalists (and numbed minds to them) last term.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/four-more-exhausting-years-trump-reporters-mull-covering-a-second-term-1292213/
As he did on Wall Street before he got into politics:
https://www.fool.com/podcasts/marketfoolery/2016-02-26-our-mtg-w-donald-trump/
Might be better if social media changes, but... we basically elected Big Tech:
https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-politics-trump-verification-misinformation-00bc57b4a3c348a1363610c1cbbfd8ca

I think the only real deal he’s ever made is with Baalzebub.

I could easily see him doing a deal similar to the one in "The fall of the house of Usher"
You don't pay the price. Your children do.