GitHub achievements that did not make the cut

These are all brilliant

These are all really funny, but I think sith lord and secret santa are funniest to me.

I would definitely have the "Vital Contributor" badge if it existed.

Oof, I think I'd have a couple of these.

I also once broke a completely different repo with a history rewrite and force push once. Turned out some repo had some odd form of reference to one of mine that depended on a specific commit hash, so the commit hashes changing (even though the files they cared about didn't change) broke them. Oops. I didn't even know anyone else was using it and thought it was safe!

If anyone pushes to prod on a Friday you're a special kind of demented. Unless you get weekend OT, but even then.