So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.
Bad deal man.
Why is Italy a penis?
Yes! I don't want Florida in europe!
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Below the text is two images, the one on the left is of the southeastern coast of America with Italy and Cuba in the location of Florida and its Keys, and the image on the right is that of southern and western Europe with Florida and its Keys in the location of Italy and Cuba.
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It's the perfect plan
As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?
just deleting florida would be better
This made me realize that Florida is a penis.
No one would be able to tell politically but the food would definitely be different.
Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba's ass.
This sort of thing always makes me think of this Bugs Bunny scene
now "the florida man who went to malta" will change from a skit into a newspaper headline
Just like flushing America’s toilet
Have fun with the Campi Flegrei
Gonna find out how much crossover there really is between romance languages.
That's one way for Giorno to appear in Stone Ocean
@The_Picard_Maneuver Finally, some good food in Florida that isn't Cuban or Caribbean 😅
If we need to take Florida, I want Cuba in the Mediterranean Sea as well.
From America’s wang to Vera Wang in one easy step.
I was about to say that florida can keep their fascist regime, then i remembered that italy is going for a second round as well, so...
Looks more phalic
I accept your offer
Something something Georgia
Probably.
But since Sardinia seems to have folloewd Italy to the Americas and Corsica looks like it vanished, could we get Cuba in their place?
I love how Sicily doesn't follow the rest of the country
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Yes leave sicily behind fuck them
Neighbors in one will gain good pizza, what Mike the others… not so much
I'll take that deal.
Why Florida looks like d***
I like how italy looks like a boot in europe but it becomes a dick in USA
