Seriously, Grandma! Put it away!

I've recently been helping an elderly neighbour clear out her loft space before she moves away.

I pulled down a box of old clothes... She proudly rummaged through, and pulled out a good selection of quite exotic lingerie. It was wild.

Then later when i found a boxed up strap-on, she said "i knew he hid it" 😂😂😂 i was dying!!!

All of us horny buggers are going to be old one day. If i'm half as cool as she is by the time i reach her age. I think it will have been a life worth living

.......he hid her strapon??? Holy fuck. That kind of raises all sorts of consent questions.

Pink shorts is about to break his neck gawking like that

There's more than one pink shorts gawking lol
- The one on the right. He's got the full on "holy shit" look.
The guy next to pink shorts, is trying his best not to look. I would like to know who this is, and access to a time machine. For science of course.
- The guy next to pink shorts on the right had an existential crisis because of "dat ass" and is still recovering. I wanna see the photo my dude in the picture is snapping now;)
- The guy in the black t-shirt is capturing photographic evidence of the flip side of this important historical event.
what neck? He is gumby from the shoulders up.

My wife (51) recently found her CK jeans from 1992. They are still in perfect condition and since she recently decided to go all in on fitness, they fit her better now than they did in her youth. Grandmas ain't what they used to be.

IMHO, GenX is aging pretty well and managing to stay hotter longer than previous generations. Given that cigarettes stopped being a default for millennials, I expect they will do even better.

Grandmas ain't what they used to be.
Depends on the grandma

I'd like to think she's childless and happy living her best life in a small town in the south of France.

Dude in black knew the value of what he was seeing

there's got to be like 2 kilos of coke in this picture.

Nah, I believe those are natural

Reminds me of that scene in scar face where manny calls the girl a lesbian

Uncle Rico back there is enjoying the view.

Oh I very much see that. The tone was little more tongue in cheek, than I made it sound

Nice

Everyone's looking. Is this some sort of competition, like beauty or bikini?