Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven
Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven
It is, apparently, always possible for there to be less clothing.
The majority are, well, what you expect: various ways to make Eve and other women in the game various levels of nude (with the most popular level being 'fully'). Someone did put her in an apron, though, which I suppose leaves something to the imagination. There are also a lot of main menu replacers that just put hardcore smut of one variety or another right there on the home screen, if that's your bag.
Now. Look. I have no issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home. If you want to turn your copy of any game into an overstimulating carnival of omnipresent erotic delights, please do so with my blessing. But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography.
Up next, a reaction video of Joshua Wolens as we expose him to progressively more-intense degrees of the Skyrim mod library.
Yeah I've never been the same since I found out about the mod that gives every woman in Skyrim their own tracked menstrual cycle - with added pregnancy and fluctuating fertility throughout the cycle.
But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography.
It must be the author's first day on the internet.
If the internet were banned globally, porn mags would immediately disappear from shelves, and anything up to and including national geographic where they show cultures where clothing is sparse would all be hard to find, as the porn starved masses come out of their jizz encrusted caves to find something to give them that little hit of dopamine and oxytocin.
I'd hate to have to go back to lingerie catalogues, especially since Sears went out of business :(
porn mags would immediately disappear from shelves
Nah, dude, immediately back to sneakernet. But way more porn now.
I'm shocked that the game I know nothing about except how people were drooling over the character has smut mods. Shocked I tell you.
That title was written by The 700 Club.
What's the 700 club?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_700_Club
The 700 Club is the flagship television program of the Christian Broadcasting Network, airing each weekday in syndication in the United States and available worldwide on CBN.com.
Not to be confused with The 300 Club.
Can I get an Amen Ken?
I don't get the appeal. Porn is free on the internet and everywhere.
As are these mods.
The vast vast majority of porn is either completely contextless or any just plain trash. People prefer porn when they have some kind of connection to a character with actual personality.
Also these mods are also porn, free, and on the internet.
Also you need two hands to play. Do they just like to play aroused for hours?
This article was pretty funny. I loved the writing style
As for the subject matter, I have never understood these mods. When I was young I gave them a try in Skyrim but I remember it just being distracting. It feels like multitasking: I'm doing two things half as good. I really don't see the point.
So that being said, I would love it if they had metrics on how long the mod stayed installed and how far into the game the player made it. Impossible, surely, but it would really clear up for me whether people are genuinely playing the game or whether they're installing for a level and... Ahem... Moving on to another activity
"Goon on, gooners. Let no one dim your sparkle."
Problem is that you need to pair them with a sex mod complete with custom animations.
Wasn't planning on reading since I don't care about Stellar Blade but thanks for the heads up. Article is hilarious.
Just a small note, you forgot to include quotes in your comment. Didn't realize you were quoting the article until I read it.
Isn't that kinda half of the point of Stellar Blade? Let the pervs perv to pixels. It's better than creepshotting girls on the street.
Stellar Blade without gyatt is like Doom without edge, or TF2 without Australian references. It's the heart and soul of the game.
I mean I liked the gameplay... And the music. Was like baby's first souls like. I normally suck and don't the time to practice in actual souls games so it was nice to have some bit of challenge but not to the degree of souls games.
The music was okay, but needed more tracks badly.
You liked the difficulty because it wasn't a Souls-like.
Like God of War 2016, it was an action RPG with a higher difficulty curve than button mashing... On hard.
Honestly refreshing to have another series that doesn't think wasting my time is a cool mechanic
checks Nexusmods
What? It's just Raven and Tachi conversions mods as most downloa--
Logs in
OH MY GOODNESS..!!
good lord theres penice
What a beautiful title.
It's too bad I will not be playing it since the game has Denovo.
Doesn’t bother me, heck I got the classic Residebt Evil on GOG and of course there’s a mod to make Jill topless and pixilated. We just live in those times lol
Oh no, Macie's wife
Also my first thought
Is the game with getting for the horny mods?
I kind of feel like you should just watch some regular gameplay videos because their normal outfits are what most horny mods aim to add.
It stiles me as a bit absurd that we find simulated violence normal but simulated eroticism abnormal
Orgasms for peace
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That's only because you are ignorant of how much of American values are based on puritanical lifestyle and regressive sensibilities
You can show all the heads exploding you want but god forbid some kid sees a boob
Oh I'm unfortunately quite familiar with repressed American values
Iirc George R.R. Martin has a similar reaction when people complained about the amount of sex in Game of Thrones. A telegraph article that immediately asked me to login said that he was
There's something to be said about sex scenes being shown. It's an entire different thing when literal assault scenes are shown and the onus is always on the female victims and their torture. The perpetrators are never shown as the perpetrators they are. Not even mentioning how much assault is used as a driving factor for these female characters' character development.
It's because you cannot under normal circumstances engage in a killing spree but most can get laid if they have previously put in effort.
This still assumes both are equal in both motive and morality.
Sex is just better than violence in all respects (except when combined, yuck).
Do you even realize how much effort would be needed to make a race of sex-crazed anthros IRL? If it was easy, it would have been done already.
I'm not sure that's it - there are plenty of very successful games that simulate activities requiring less effort than getting laid.
We cum in peace…?