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fossilesque @mander.xyz

1mo ago

pat pat pat

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I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
- Paper beats rock
  
  Here Paper always win, it's healthier
Whoa
- You are huge!
  
  You think I'm big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
  
  Thank you.
I know albatross are big, but I can't stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
- Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn't he?
- Looks mutual
  
  Oh well that's ok then.
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
Don't do it man!
- I dk he looks like he's enjoying it.
  
  She's got 'fuck me' eyes.
Doesn't really show the friggin' massive wingspan of the damn things, though...
- Woah is that Bill Murray?
  
  No.
- Your armspan is your height..what does this pose accomplish?
When their pecker is bigger than your 'pecker'...
You've earned me chip, big fella
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
- Is that John Cleese?
  
  Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", 1798 (not colorized).
- I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
  
  Yeah, I didn't realize that when I first heard it. I guess that's why it's a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn't be much of a punishment.
That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
- !sciencediagramshitposting@sh.itjust.works
What flavor is it?
- Sea bird
That's the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It's a mix of befuddlement and wonder.
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
Ooh and that's alright, I'm ok
I'll pet the albatross
For one more day
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
- Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn't even attempt to flee... :(
  
  It's a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
Carlos for scale.
Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people's size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.
ALLLLBATROOOSSS!
- Two choc-ices please.
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans

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