Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops
Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops
I think invasion is too strong a term. Maybe, a special operation of antelopes?
A lot of antelopes about to be mysteriously pushed out windows.
1 meter strong 💪📏
Australia lost to the emus Now russia is facing the antelopes.
In a two front war. Rest in piss.
The previous one he felt, but took for a turd
Nature bats last.
My contributions to saiga conservation years ago have paid off.
Sounds like they are about to join Australia in loosing a war to animals.
Yeah too loose and they'll slip right in
So you best lube up and brace yourself.
He should consider himself lucky. Next time, it’s the rabbits. Ask Napoleon.
Everything is going according to plan!
Year 3 of the 3 day special military operation.
Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?
Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.
One day Oversimplified will cover this on youtube. Just like the pig war and the emu war.
And he'll release it right after he covers vietnam. Which will be in approximately 90 years.
The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.
Also, discouraging words are seldom heard there, and in the daytime the skies are cloudless.
Guy can’t handle a dozen people handy with steak knives.
This is needed here: