Building a slow web

I have deep distrust of any website that claims it's a "goodinternetmagazine" and we want to build a slow web.. but turns around and needs to fingerprint it's visitors.

I imagine Greg would enjoy diving into Web0:
https://web.archive.org/web/20250507171621/https://web0.small-web.org//
https://small-tech.org/research-and-development/

I'm not about to become a paying member to tell him that though.