I'll Trade 1 Piss Tape For 1K of Special K

Oh man, could you imagine having like 30% of the world's problems in one room like that?

Oh, thank God, Mussolini is going to help Tojo and Hirohito get along.

I'm sure it will go just as swimmingly as Trump's previous offer.

The Lavrov-Rubio Non-Aggression Pact?