These hips do lie
These hips do lie
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Shakira, Shakira!
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The door:
The other door:
Me:
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See, this is what the internet was made for
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Hey Shakira on the left which door would Shakira on the right say leads to freedom?
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Oh, this...allows you to find the right door with a single question?
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Yes, and you then do the opposite of what whichever Shakira you asked says.
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I knew it was too good to be true when she said she was starting to feel me. No es perfecto 😣
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Her hips don’t lie but they tax cheat
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Gotta ask if those hips are still avoiding paying taxes https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/shakira-stands-trial-spain-alleged-tax-fraud-2023-11-19/
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She wasn't avoiding them. It was her then husband, Gerard Piqué. Spanish footballers are notorious tax convicts. She just decided that it wasn't worth the hassle to fight for it and just paid the penalty as she was literally in the middle of a divorce with him when the issue reached courts. If have had the time and emotional energy to fight the case, she would've proven her innocence. But when you are rich it is easier to just pay for the problem to go away.
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