Friendly reminder

Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

well good for them....

At least someone is having sex around here.

hot

Oh I know about it, and I'm quite glad that they're comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.

Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

No they're not.

I totally do know about it. Especially now.

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

So....your face or mine?

I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

cool

TIHI

Jesus Christ, get a room

If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

New kink unlocked.

Mites gotta mate

Nice.

Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.

Thank you, I hate it.

From now on I'm calling my girlfriend "my microscopic mite"

i can't sleep without it

That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.

As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.