Who's ready for hurrimain Karen?

imagine dying in storm jerry
fucking insult to (fatal) injury

ugh, one of these is my mom's name and another is from my least favorite ex-

here's hoping fate doesn't pick this year to get cute.

Me and Lorenzo rollin' in the Benzo

Nestor blowing in wearing khakis, a button up, and thick rimmed glasses like a nerd

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Excited to find out which of these names will be retired after a storm devastates Texas/Louisiana/Florida and kills hundreds of people due to the US's complete inability to respond to natural disasters.

In related news: FEMA says it will stick with last year’s hurricane plan after its director tells staff he ‘didn’t realize it was a season’

sorry honkies that one's reserved for any typhoon that ends up hitting Burma

Critical suport for Lorenzo wrecking Texas

Nominative determinism will finally kill us all with Hurricane Wendy

Nestor