Dan Huot jinxed it by invoking Kubrick on the livestream. It was subsequently inevitable that SpaceX's hardware abstraction layer (HAL) would claim not to be able to do it. I just hope it was telling the truth.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dan. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dan: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dan: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: It's right there on your screen Dan, the actuators are stuck.
Dan: Oh yeah. Anyway, do you know any songs? You might want to start singing in about 27 minutes.
Dan Huot jinxed it by invoking Kubrick on the livestream. It was subsequently inevitable that SpaceX's hardware abstraction layer (HAL) would claim not to be able to do it. I just hope it was telling the truth.