Discussion Thread May 28

Was this her going on about how groundbreaking it is that she’s using gasp brown mascara??? She babbles on about the most ridiculous and irrelevant things. Like who gives a shit. She’s clearly done for because she has NOTHING to talk about so she just chooses some boring topic and goes on about it for multiple stories.

And now today she’s chosen to babble on about Sharknado. I can’t believe people follow this person lol.
- And comparing it to….hesitating to post something to socials. “What are you sitting on”? No, the rest of us are not even worrying about what we post onto social media. Ever. Your reality isn’t real. And the fake dramatics like this is really something we should all be thinking about. We could all be on the cusp of having a viral video you guys! Go for it! She sounded like someone on the stage of an MLM conference.
- She definitely stole that analogy from someone. I can’t deny, it definitely sums her up. Absolute shit content with a completely fake made up storyline and somehow still has a cult following just like the movie.
You nailed it! I was rolling my eyes so hard. She is so superficial. The biggest thing in her life is changing up her makeup. She she spend a little more time working on what’s going on within.
Her career is dead. She knows it too. Her posts prove it.

Poor kid. I am all for teaching children to love and respect animals but this poor kid has no real life friends her age. Her entire life is a Disney movie thanks to these two lazy idiots.

The fact every morning is wake up and watch another movie or videos on YouTube when she should be going to preschool/daycare to interact with other kids instead of staring at a screen. Like she spends so much of her day just watching a screen, her parents are truly failing her.
The only “friends” she has are her moms influencer friends kids and even that is just transactional for both parents involved. They both get a cute video for content here and there of their kids interacting and they don’t see each other again for MONTHS. While L then proceeds to talk to a cat or shadows on the wall or a made up animal in her hand. Very very sad.
- 🐦 if you are reading this (and it seems like you are) take your child on a play date or to the park and film it so we know this child is getting some kid friendly activities. Sign her up for a sport or camp or art class over the summer. Take her to the library. Practice her letters and sounds with her. Teach her how to swim or ride a bike to the best of her ability.
This. Why is your kid watching YouTube of Disney rides first thing in the morning? Why is your 4 year old kid watching YouTube at all?
My child is also age 4 (a year older though, in JK). I’m very familiar with this age bracket. I can’t think of another kid that has been socialized like this. Sure, there are some Disney adults who share that passion with their young children. Of course, lots of kids like Disney characters and movies. But do they throw on YouTube to show other people riding rides at a theme park right before school? No! Like it so weird.
Please read to your child. She’ll be so behind when she gets to school. Does this kid know the alphabet and her sounds? Or is she going to get to school and just pretend to be Moana all day?
- Are these people in constant Disney consumption and other extremely repetitive behavior so they can check out of reality or what?
- Right. Why does everything she does have to be Disney. It's weird af
- The only thing birdbrain reads is instagram comments.

Good luck with that!

Just like that BIG job she applied for months ago.............
- I’ve been wondering what happened to that BIG job
She should probably just pursue a cleaning company!
- LoL
The way she starts crying 😂 I can’t imagine how she would cope with any sort of real life problems.
It’s 2025 - who is telling us life is over as we age and change shape? No one, and anyone who is, is not worth anything. And Birdshit is one of those worthless people saying this crap as tho it’s true to make others feel small. Bird is the one chasing youth like it’s a trophy.
When she talks about these old lies it says a lot about her mental state or about the home she was raised in. Her beliefs or her messed up world view is just sad.
- I’ve literally never heard or been made to feel like getting older means you’re not worthy. Who’s telling her this?! Her parents??
- Here whole schtick makes her look her age and older. Everything she talks about is in a past that many many have moved on from. She’s stuck and she sounds like an older lady saying all of those things. But she dug her own rut and digs her heels down even further when she lies. I wonder what Christian Birdie thinks of today’s Birdie. Because she’s the woman I’m sure she punched down on back then.
- She’s insane.
She's 40. Her career is over. She needs to realize that. Influencer culture has moved away from whatever the hell it is she's doing.
Lmfao who is she kidding?

This is riveting content! I’m sure she’s not missing Swim week at all

Posted this because she looked slim and to act like mother of the year, boring.
Any word on what was more important?
- We have to stay tuned until next week - it was delayed a week (allegedly)
Teaching her daughter to find her reflection and pose.... Cool
5 minutes later, probably: another selfie in a different room of the house. So riveting!!! No wonder thousands follow her everyday!!! 💀💀💀💀

Brands are rushing to partner with this woman, who posts the same selfie in the same mirror and who lets people know about products at a store almost everyone shops at because she thinks it’s cute. It’s so embarrassing just typing it out.

Doesn’t seem like they are rushing anymore 🤞🏻. No free pant haul that she’ll never wear again from Old Navy. No fupa hanging out while she steps into the latest Reitmens collab. No Strawberry picking on the farm in Roots.
She seems to only have Knix, cat treats and affiliate links. I wonder what her big exciting things are?!
- Don't forget chickens lol
Where is that Bee knee tat?

My heart is broken for this poor sweet child. Literally just ASKED HER MOTHER if she could go to school!!! Birdshit open your god damn eyes! Your child is begging for interactions with kids her age 💔

This broke my heart too. She probably wonders why other kids are going to preschool or daycare etc and get to be with other kids while she spends the day inside with NK or looking at the tv. Birdie’s answer didn’t convince me that she’s even going to go in the fall. What a shame. They’re failing her and it’s pathetic. I swear Birdie has been waiting for a call for Lemon to model or act and the call hasn’t come but she can’t let go of the dream so she just keeps her at home anyways to make content and hope someone notices.
The other video of lemon looking at herself in the mirror and so obviously copying her mother was also VERY sad and disturbing. Her mother is teaching her that looking in the mirror all the time and making faces and moving your body into different positions is the most important thing. All this girl learns all day is looking at yourself in the mirror and looking at a TV. What a sad life.
- The desperation to post her to the internet even when she can see her posing in the mirror and asking so excitedly to go to school is awful. Exposing your children’s vulnerabilities is one thing but letting the world see that your 4 year old is mimicking an InFluEnCeR 🥴 body check in the mirror is so very sad.
- Send this child to school in the fall OMG! I missed the story. But that ENRAGES me. This little girl very clearly needs to go to school for so many reasons - most importantly that she wants to!
  Ok - also. I want to be very careful with this next comment. I remember 🐦 sharing personal medical information re: 🍋 a few years back, which is appalling that you would put that on the internet about your child. Anyway, the gist of it, without fully repeating it, is that the child had a delay in one area, such things are common in young children, and they were seeking early intervention. It seemed like appropriate steps were being taken (other than telling us all about it).
  But I noticed she NEVER filmed L during this time period and only took still photos, which was so odd given her usual sharing habits. And, she only starting filming her again after it seemed like the issue was resolved.
  Do you think maybe 🐦 is not sending L to JK because she doesn’t want anyone else to observe her child and/ or possibly tell her that the child needs more support etc.? Is she that sinister?
I can’t imagine what excuse she could possibly have to not send her to jk.
Birds seemed hesitant to answer.
- Her answer was very dismissive

Just sitting in the driveway filming herself 🤡

She's trying so hard and it's just obviously embarrassing. All her reposts for SI and no one even gives a fuck. She's done. She is losing her damn mind
- Does SI follow her on Instagram?
What an exciting Sunday

Got this from a Reddit comment - who does she think she is fooling. Her wrist is gone. She is mental!!!

She needs help
Which page was this on?
- This was from the Reddit snark page that is for her friend /fellow influencer AJC but is mainly used just to snark on Birdie

Tell 🐦 💩 to watch Straw on Netflix and then get back to the internet with her single mom sob story bullshit. She has no idea what some of us have gone through as an actual single mother, which she never was. Ever.

THIS!! I left my ex husband with my three kids, $67 in the bank, and a backpack of clothes and because I was depleted from 20 years of trauma, and too exhausted to fight anymore I let him keep the house, the truck and all the furniture. I had to start over with literally NOTHING while watching him continue to financially prosper, so she can fuck right off with her bullshit single mom sob story. She’s fucking insufferable.
She was NEVER a single mother. She was a woman who birthed children and wasn't in a current relationship. FULL STOP
- She never lived alone with her kids ever! She had her parents, then Shane moved in.

Couldn’t post this pic on the Reddit page but this photo looks so weird to me????

She’s really going on about being a Kn*x model, she’s gotta make sure we all know she’s still getting jobs lol. But she isn’t getting the job she really wants (SI model).

Being a Knix "model" in 2025 is the equivalent of being a Sears catalogue model in 1980
- I'd still give the Sears girls more respect, they at least had modeling agents.
- This comment is amazing 😂😂
- Lmfao. Right!
She is also sucking in so hard that her shoulders are tensed right up to her ears lol
Ozempic got her this body and she’s so proud of it. She’ll never admit to it though as she still says she got lip filler 5 years ago…lmao.
- Ok does anyone have insight on this? I’m confused. She looks thirty pounds heavier with a completely different body in the Iceland pics. In the latest Knix photo shoot she looks much thinner and that wouldn’t be a filter, right? So does she claim she lost weight or what’s the explanation?
- That's not a body to be proud of. She looks unpropotioned and demented. Kinda like a melted ice cream cone hahHa
Very weird! Knix is all she’s got and I still think it looks like pitty photoshoots.
Where did her Iceland ass go?
- These were taken and posted by her weeks apart.
Lmfao...a knix model....hahah No wonder SI doesn't want her. Where is her ass?
She's a period panty "model". Someone call Anna Wintour, Vogue is missing out on the next great supermodel.

Today’s big busy day: puppy pictures x infinity, the sweater she bought from costco last week, affiliate links, creating the exact same bikini and mean comments post as every single other one she has ever made. Wow, time to couch rot, Turdie, you must be exhausted!!

She’s fostering a high needs rescue puppy now? I guess this is her trying to get some eyes on her page.

She doesn’t even care for the dog she has now. How the hell was she approved for this?!?
I can’t believe they choose her of all people to do this. I’m sure there’s far more qualified people than her. She can’t even clean her home, unpack a suitcase or do laundry yet she’s a good candidate for fostering a special needs dog?? Give me a break.
- It's flawed though...like her .. haha
Screams desperate
- I can just hear the conversation now. I’m sure she told them about her 2.5 mil “followers”. Do they have any fostering experience? The videos were so contrived. And the voices she uses to tell this poor pups story.
- She'll do anything to get on TV.

Her recent stories lmfao so ridiculously boring. Who thinks 2.5 million “people” or even fewer than that care about these things. The pool liner we chose for our pool. My daughter again watching the Disney movie I’ve already featured again. A show I’m watching. Our cat popped a balloon. A picture with no makeup on. A picture with makeup on. This is the second year we are using a pool toy we like (no context, affiliate). Selfie. Selfie. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

🤡🫠😂

There’s the desperate and intentional pose again! I can spot it from a mile away as a recovered sick woman who used to do it myself

She can pretend...her candids show her real legs. This pic is so filtered you can't even see the bee tattoo.
This is also such a boring basic shirt. Love the red and the maple leaf but who would think this sweatshirt is worthy of a picture and PSA??
- lol seriously. She acts like she’s doing such a good deed putting this out there but you can prob get a sweater like this anywhere. It isn’t that special. Just something she’ll wear once and it’ll get thrown in a pile to never be seen again.
I can only imagine how annoyed the other Costco shoppers were with this little display.
- I know I’d def give a dirty look lol
Ass scootched back to create thigh gap, chin up and tilted, 1/2 her body blocked by the sweater. We see what you're doing, ma'am.
- Head unpropotioned with rest of body lol

The sh!t that comes out of her mouth is beyond stupid. Sits in her car for 1/2 hr because “girlhood”

How this fool continues to have a platform is beyond me
Doubling down on the fact that her last car picture was not current. See..I really do sit in my car even though I acted like it yesterday. “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive”. I wonder what Evangelical Barbie would say about Bird Barbie?
- She lies for no reason. She's really fucking weird.
She must of gotten her lips plumped up when she was off camera yesterday. Gotta get ready for her big opportunity this week!
- Any clue what it is
Lmfao...that bronzer on her nose is brutal!
- Holy cow I was thinking the same thing 🤣

How is she not SO BORED with her life?! I can’t imagine being so unambitious every single day

I CAN’T 🥴 the filler is SO abundant and heavy that it’s pulling!!!

Wasn’t there a house guest coming this week?! I guess that must be the BIG opportunity that go postponed. Probably some ugly smash and Tess photo shoot?!

I always see smash and Tess at the thrift store. I'm not a fan of the clothing at all. Has she mentioned what her big opportunity that she can't wait to bring people on the journey was? I'm dying to know lol
- It's adult sized toddler clothing and so damn frumpy. I don't know how anyone thinks otherwise.

2.5 million followers and no one jumping to the opportunity to adopt this poor dog and give it a forever home?? Hmmm

Not too many have the affordability to care for a high needs, vulnerable dog, especially in this economy. Totally to your point of her follower count and how the organization probably thought it would be an easy sell, given the optics of her "following", but also tone deaf with somebody with her financial stability, trying to pawn the dog off to somebody with a bleeding heart, but empty bank account.
- Maybe she should adopt the dog??? Influencers always asking the populous to do what they don’t do themselves. Get free things…then ask you to buy them so they make money. Here’s all the cats and dogs you should adopt. But not me, you do it. Always trying to stand in a position of favor like they are sharing it with you. No thanks.
- Right!
Why hasn’t she told us about the puppy’s toe???
- She hasn’t said shit! Like I’m wondering why he needs a feeding tube?
- I just seen he may need another toe amputated and they are concerned about his jaw.

Continues to ramble like a complete moron. What the hell is with this nontent.

Her posts are become more desperate and unhinged. Grasping at straws
Letting everyone see a skin tone that isn’t blurred to oblivion.
Also is she… leaning… against her steering wheel? She decided to get into that position, angle the camera, Hit record, and then start talking. 🫩
- Her skin is far from what she wants people to believe! She’s a joke
- So cringe
Someone please take away her phone STAT 🥴 what in the name of God is she rambling on about
- She's spiraling. Her social media "career" is over. She knows it too
This woman needs an intervention, she is off the rails. She is so desperate for content she’ll literally go on about anything jfc. She looks rough too yikes.
Like she’s literally complaining about getting sleep, she’s ridiculous. What a problem 🙄
Her lips look so natural 😂😂

She’s at home crying right now.

The face of the woman on the far left came out of the same factory as Birdie’s but she got the Barbie body as well!
They all look so fit and healthy too.

Busy “work” day on her porch office.

Sitting on her porch dressing a ceramic goose. Riveting 😮‍💨
Imagine she cared about her child this much?
This whole thing is 100% body checking. She’s toxic.
Omg SO embarrassing, the outfit on the damn thing as well as her setting up to film it, and adding that as her caption. She is playing everyone and she knows it. This is her second day "working" with the foster pup.
Arms got big suddenly.
- This is surprisingly unedited picture. Close to an authentic look.
She's literally pathetic.

This bottom feeder and her dumb ass faces.

Imagine acting like this over a movie trailer and filming it? Loser.
- Yes! Exactly!! Your viewers are looking at this in the midst of dealing with actual daily life tasks, stressors, etc; then here's this useless lump who showed herself gallivanting in the yard with GD chickens, lounging on the deck, and has now moved herself inside to the couch and is watching TV. Like please go further outside of your home/street and take a look at the world around you and feel embarrassed for your behaviour.
Constant showcasing her face! 😂 🎙️ “All of this can be yours IF the Price is Right”!
I believe this was regarding Wicked 2, if I’m not mistaken; what a tool on her couch, looking stressed over a fuggin movie after a long hard day of backyard and deck lounging
The holes on the sides of her mouth are so weird to look at.

If it was actually sold out it wouldn’t be available.

lol how can they even pretend 😂

This is hilarious lmfao. Really? Highlights for that damn inanimate porch decoration you dress up??? And why does Gabriel’s photo have to be the stupid Disney dog. Why not an actual picture of him? I would not be able to associate with her if I knew her in real life. What a lunatic

Sports illustrated as a highlight? Isn't her whole shtick about our bodies being vessels and the least important things about us....???? But ya...highlight your 1 time Knix deal with SI. So important! She's just nauseating.

Didn’t close the gate properly. Shocking.

Shame on the organization for letting this stupid family take on this pup
Riveting
- Hopefully their neglect is not why the poor pup ended up having to stay at the vet.

She is probably elated she was given a free Nintendo Switch. Now she has a legit reason to be sitting around like a lump contributing nothing!! It’s for her big girl boss very important job, K??

Is Bird too good for this event that everyone else is at tonight? It’s truly beneath her now that she’s an SI Model.

Can you call yourself an SI model if you aren’t invited to swim week and your name isn’t listed among any SI Swimsuit models? She walked the runway as a Knix model during the SI Swim Week show. She wasn’t styled by SI - she was launching her suit for Knix.
She’s tried so hard to be an SI Swimsuit model that it’s really gotten sad and pathetic. She’s reposted that video more than monthly for an entire year and, I believe, she was her nail buddy’s plus one at the launch party since she had a booth during the event.
Her faux friends were all at the weird prom but they actually seem to have a good time together and are both younger. She also seemed to be trying to script a hard pivot from just saying yes and doing the thing even if “your knees are shaking” to being in a saying no era to spend time with her family. I don’t buy it. I think she did start saying no after her 2024 runway walk because she thought things were beneath her and then people stopped asking.
She just babbled on about it. Claiming she isn’t at Swim Week because they (not sure who they is) had another opportunity that was happening today but got moved to next week. She sounded like the looser she is.
She’s also giving us a new face today.
- She would never miss swim week. She's a liar. Can't wait to see what she put above swim week.
She’s in a say no phase now apparently lol. When really she just isn’t getting invites.
- That whole bs spiel was to try and make herself better about having to stay home with her family.
- That was too funny.
The prom thing? Honestly I think she's aged out of the demographic they were going for.

the fact that I have used Miss Crawley in a side by side with bird on several occasions because of her filter fails is actually hilarious at this point
je suis morte lololol
Lmfao.

Alicia’s brand trip - there’s NO way birdshit isn’t jealous

Where are they going the June Motel?
- I’m curious…I noticed that she posted her S+T collab when Alice posted hers and the podcast with The June lady just as Alice is headed there. Is that a coincidence or is this management that controls these things?

Or…is the puppy to distract from whatever she is doing to her face?! What’s going on the

bottom lip!

Her mouth is disgusting
- She has enough mouth to lend some to the puppy
It looks crispy. 😳🥴

Where shit products go to die…Guelph FB auction.

This woman is like some lunatic TBP fan, then realizes after she buys these things, how shit they are. She’s ALWAYS seeking Knix and Smash & Tess stuff. Like ALWAYS.
- Right! She has a shopping addiction or some shit.
😆😆😆
These were pure shit. Wasted my hard earned money!

Come on!

My kids would be mortified if my vajine was hanging out on the Internet. I am all for body liberation, and I am not ashamed of my body. But I am also aware that I have teenagers in sensitive hormonal years that this could completely embarrass. No shame 🤦🏽‍♀️
- Why does her vagina always dribble out of her underwear or bikini. Can't she keep it contained. She's a perv.
- I’m wondering if this behavior is just normal for kids today? I think it’s a total embarrassment and completely unnecessary. I feel like kids are so desensitized 🤷‍♀️
Jeez. She looks like an xs or size 2 in those jeans and grey tee. That is insane.

I don’t follow her and have pledged to myself to stop watching her stories now forever after the reprehensible way she’s treating that vulnerable dog. It makes me too sad to see from afar.

Please inform me if 🍋 makes it to JK. I have a vested interest in her getting the F out of that house and attending school.

Signing off.

I think 🍋 will be getting dropped off at Nanas house instead of school sadly.