NO DOGS IN HOUSE

What the fuck

Untreated mental illness
- Setting aside cancer dog, 95% of the time when I see this lettering on a vehicle I know it's probably mental illness.
  The other 5% is probably the best plumber in town
- Entirely seriously:
  I once dated a person with diagnosed schizophrenia.
  Obviously I cannot diagnose someone from their truck alone, but my first thought here is that this person is convinced their dog is being fucked with by their 'handlers' or 'gang stalkers', who have magic nonsense technology and tens of millions of dollars dedicated to fuck with him and his dog in particular, capable of using some kind of DEW to project thoughts and memories and voices into their had, beam cancer at their dog, etc.
  ... Or, that is my own CPTSD from having had a fairly longterm relationship with a schizophrenic talking.
- It's the American way

This is the only scientific journal I follow.

Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss
- All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.
- Damn, I just have hamster piss on a paper.
"Proceedings from the Dog Turd", Elsevier, annual subscription cost: several arms and legs

Fuck it's RFK's replacement.

This reminds me of when I was about 8 years old. I read online that vaccines are bad, and fluoride in the drinking water was part of some evil plot. I told everyone about it and it took about a day for me to realize how wrong I was. I was embarrassed for a while, but every time I see something like this I feel so lucky I developed critical thinking before it was too late.

I wish I hadn’t to be honest with you. I wish I could have carried on relating to my family, ignorant of the problems of this world.
I miss believing in ghosts. I miss the comfort I got praying as I walked through a dark room. I miss the live music at church a few times a week, the big tent revivals, believing I was seeing actual miracles when faith healers called someone up.
I miss that short window in life when the only things that I knew related directly to me and my community.
I don’t miss any of it enough to actually, honestly go back even if I could, but damn.
I’m just worked up because a stray cat got hit by a car. There’s something wrong with me, I swear haha. Sorry for this.

Dogs can pass cancer to each other, due to genetic similarity. A similar occurrence wiped out something like 75% of Tasmanian Devils recently. Seems like a fun misunderstanding of a real phenomenon.

Are you sure the driver is not a cat

Pervert Cancer from Dog Butts.

Here’s another theory, these people know exactly how crazy this looks. There’s some kind of secret online community where they share these pics of their own vehicles with each other. Then they find where other people online post their pics and laugh about what the reactions are.

Like this ?
- You take that back 😭
Or someone gets the stickers and puts them on a random vehicle in a parking lot.
so 4chan?

Ah yes, the notorious supervillain Cancer Dog, whose main power is casting 'pervert cancer' on his opponents.

🎶 Cancer Dog, Cancer Dog, leaves you in a pervert cancer fog! 🎶

Cancer Dog Turd? I found my new password for the next decade.

Haha that's great. What's your mother's maiden name just wondering? I love learning strangers family history
- My mother's maiden name was Smith, we had a family dog when I was young, the dogs name was spot, oh, and interestingly the last four of my SSN is 678. Weird right?

I shan’t claim this person to be reasonable, but u believe this is what he’ their referring to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_transmissible_venereal_tumor?wprov=sfti1

Damn, that was an interesting read before sleep.
But I still don't understand. Is it basically a mass of cancerous dog cells that just keep spreading around endlessly, nearly unchanged in the last ten thousand years? If so, can it even be considered a life form? Or a form of life at all?
- The cancer cells are genetic clones of some dog's cancer from 11000 years ago. Yes, they're alive similarly to how your and my cells are alive. The cells themselves live, die and reproduce asexually. I'd say they constitute life forms, but I'm no biologist.
- It's called the immortal dog. Same thing is happening to tasmanian devils right now, the devil's tumor evolved in the 1980s and has been jumping from one devil to the next since then.
  The interesting thing about the immortal dog (canine Transmissible Venereal Tumor, CTVT) is that is has continued to evolve and become an ever more efficient parasite. This is a stark reminder that evolution is something that happens to genes, not to organisms.
- How much have we evolved in the last 10,000 years?

“How nature says “Do not touch””

Pervert no dogs cancer in house

Isn't there a community on Lemmy for this level of unhinged?

If not, we need one.

c/SchizophreniaMobiles or something

10 times more cance

I thought this was a “don’t dead open inside” but it makes no sense either way round.

There must be some kind of logic here. Wrong as it may be. Like he loved his wife but he hated her dog. Then the wife died of colon cancer, and he blames that they let the dog in the house after it was out sniffing other dog butts.

This is anti-dog propaganda being spread by cats.

The Feline Propaganda Macine

Nice try cats

I like to imagine this person taking the time to individually affix each of these letters to their Chevy Silverado

That's the most beautiful part. This took time and effort.
Someone shopped for the letters they needed, for this. Maybe they made a second trip to the store when they ran out of "A".
Maybe they got the first message on there, and looked at it later and thought, "I need to be doing more to prevent dog butt cancer from spreading." And so they added more to the message.
Edit: And this comment of mine will probably be on display in a museum in 100 years, beside a caption explaining that I later died of entirely preventable dog butt cancer...

Whoever keeps a dog, except a dog for herding livestock or a dog that is trained for hunting, will have two qiraats deducted from his reward each day.

I volunteered at a college food bank once, and one of the volunteers brought her dog along. A Muslim grad student who was a client was kinda amazed - was talking a bunch about how he’d never pet a dog before. (He did happily pet the dog.)

Thanks for the warning I guess? If only they'd used some of those letters to name their peer-reviewed scientific source for that information

Works cited is just a list of license plate numbers from similar trucks.
the links to those probably start with www.facebook..... and their "peers" have reviewed them.

This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.

That makes me sad, because it's probably true. Someone he lived probably got cancer and he somehow in his brain connected it to the dog. Grief is a hell of a thing

Common emotional support truck owner

Cancer Dog ^turd

PEEVERT! NO DOGS, CANCER IN THE HOUSE!

Speling is a cancre. Ie'm the cuer.

This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".

To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.
- Tbf, they don't have to "hack" if they have backdoor access, or simply buy your data (and then they don't even need a warrant!)
- True. But wrapping it in foil will not help with that.

Cancer dog (kanker hond) is a very bad swear word in the Netherlands.

Is it a name I'd call someone or something I'd yell when I stub my toe? Or is it more like, "What the cancer dog!?" I can't say it's my favorite profanity.
- No it's a name you call somebody, but only if someone really hurt you or screwed you over.
  When you hurt you toe you might say teering or tyfus (tbc, typhus)

"These thoughts are too useful to just stay in my head, I'm going out to get some sticky letters so I can spread the message to the world"

Did he spell "nose" wrong?

And the word “cance” directly below “house”, and “wiht their butt”…
- You "an" me ...
Oh fuck, that makes so much more sense!
I was like "What? What do they do with their noise tongue? What are they and what are they doing with them? I need answers!"
- Those are the things you blow on new years. (Don’t make this a sex thing…)

Why are they always interested in orifices?

The full quote didn't fit on the tailgate:

"While the general population is commonly exposed to animal viruses and bacteria, many of which are known to cause cancer in animals, the etiologic role of these exposures in human cancer remains speculative. For example, animal oncoviruses generally are species specific and do not infect or replicate easily in humans. Nevertheless, animal viruses conceivably may cause cancer in humans analogous to human and simian polyomaviruses causing tumors in non-permissive rodents. Epidemiologic studies to date have provided little evidence that animal viruses and bacteria cause human cancer. Future studies will need to address the complex nature of cancer taking into account multiple interacting risk factors, and perhaps a non-stationary stochastic risk that contradicts conventional research design. The latter may be especially true given the waxing and waning behavior of viruses and bacteria. The same infectious agent may present and react differently depending on a host of factors including geography, seasonal variation and climate, population density, and herd immunity. Travel, hygiene, and cultural variation in food consumption and preparation among individuals further complicate the epidemiologic study in this field."

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3923154/#%3A%7E%3Atext=Conclusion%2Cepidemiologic+study+in+this+field

What a refreshing take. At least this nutter isn't researching how evil trump haters are.

At least they parked accordingly

It always amuses me how much American idiots like to show off in public how stupid they are, and how proud they are about it.

This is very much just plain mental illness, but if you want to use it to justify being annoyed at all Americans in general, more power to you I guess.
- No justification necessary nowadays.
- It's not about being annoyed by Americans - I simply have seen this kind of behavior nowhere else: People who are total nutjobs, and happily announce it to the world like this.