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Butt laser you say?

Your laser shoots cigarette butts. Homeless people love you now.

Big, sexy, irresistible butts. Perfect asses. Round and bouncy. Butts that give you a reason to live. The kind you wanna eat like groceries… Sorry, what were we talking about?

Your laser is no longer pure, straight light; it is organic and natural, and a shoot is butting out of the side, and will eventually grow into a laser tree.