"Hello, emergency services? I've witnessed a murder."
"Hello, emergency services? I've witnessed a murder."
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Oh I've seen this joke before, slightly better, but now I don't know which was the original.
It was like
Bard: I cast vicious mockery
Dm: cool. What do you say to him?
Bard: "You're none of your best friends' best friend"
Dm: ...
Other players: ...
Bard: So do I roll damage or...?
Dm: No... No, he's dead.
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Damn, I felt that one particularly hard
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Never have I felt so seen and so hurt all at once.
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Oof. This one feels like an insult that a DM might take personally before realizing it was meant for the NPC
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Yep.
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Adulthood
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