RPGMemes @ttrpg.network MyDarkestTimeline01 @ani.social 2mo ago "Hello, emergency services? I've witnessed a murder."
Oh I've seen this joke before, slightly better, but now I don't know which was the original. It was likeBard: I cast vicious mockeryDm: cool. What do you say to him?Bard: "You're none of your best friends' best friend"Dm: ...Other players: ...Bard: So do I roll damage or...?Dm: No... No, he's dead.
Oof. This one feels like an insult that a DM might take personally before realizing it was meant for the NPC
Oh I've seen this joke before, slightly better, but now I don't know which was the original.
It was like
Bard: I cast vicious mockery
Dm: cool. What do you say to him?
Bard: "You're none of your best friends' best friend"
Dm: ...
Other players: ...
Bard: So do I roll damage or...?
Dm: No... No, he's dead.