Small nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate during recent physical

it's a good thing biden ended cancer or this would be worrisome
- I don't feel like people talk about this enough. That's when he was still kinda lucid

Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden's prostate
- he have prostate so it's confirmation he's not an anarchist after all, meaning anarcho-bidenism is in shambles.
- Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden at all?

Prostate cancer is Hamas
- Well Israel you know what to do!
  Sorry to anyone within a 12 block radius of Bidens house
- There's some sort of gay sex joke to be made about trying to find Hamas in tunnels here, I'm sure of it.

1 - love that he and the media can finally be honest about his health
2 - really love that the man has taxpayer-funded healthcare for the rest of his wretched life after he won the 2020 on false promises of M4A.

Another excerpt published in The New Yorker claimed that Biden seemed to not recognize actor George Clooney, who hosted a fundraiser for the former president.
"Hello, Mr. President!"
"Hello... Um... Ah... Hello, Mr. Gary Grant?"
- Ouch that's gotta hurt Clooney! Getting big dogged by Biden after he worked so hard for him.

Someone go to /r/politics and report it for being off topic. He's not a politician.
It was good enough for the hunters laptop stories etc...

I want competing Kelly, Ben Garrison, & Eli Valley comics on this subject by the end of the week!

(Biden emoji because apparently I dreamed that we had a J. Jonah Jameson one and I felt it had a similar energy)

If he had transitioned and took Spiro this likely wouldn't be an issue. Biden, be safe! Put on the thigh highs
- It's never too late! In fact, it'll never be easier for him to get an orchi

Receptacle for the puppet controls.
- Tony Blinken's shitty blues rock band covering the CT bit version of Cream's Sunshine of Your Love about shrinking down so you can fit inside a man's ass and pilot him like a giant robot with wires and buttons and levers
- THAT'S 3D chess.

When I was younger I was taught about purposeful speech. Essentially, will what I'm saying make the world better? Who the fuck thought this was appropriate to send out? It's made my day objectively worse. I'm assuming many others as well.
- tho not as bad a day as the person who discovered it...
  
  They discovered it as part of their job. My partner works in healthcare and they say you get used to these aspects of the job. And look, I'm in favor of setting up a mouse-trap-the-game style contraption that results in a giant anvil falling on Joe Biden's head because he's a genocidal maniac, but I honestly think he's probably a genocidal maniac that's pleasant to be around. All this to say the worker probably had an average time of it.