Jesus for sure would like the game, I feel like

I don't know why, but playing Elden Ring the first time through made me want a soulslike set in biblical times with all the crazy fantastical shit like "biblically accurate angels" and demons, where you play as Methuselah with the goal of wrestling God so he blesses you. Jesus would be one of the NPCs with an obtuse as fuck quest line. You could also encounter Moses, Noah, Jonah, Lot, etc.

When even God can't get them to do a Bloodborne port, remake, or remaster...

just blood cult things.

Could only the Pope bring Christ Bloodbourn?

Does the Pope have a supernatural ability to bring physical objects into heaven?

So then who brought the PS4 into heaven? Timeline doesn't add up in terms of pope deaths.