rule of cool

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Unicode Consortium should make sunglasses a modifier, like hair color, gender, direction or... vomiting?!

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The app “Very necessary emojis” has sad sunglasses

That's just the regular sunglasses emoji

I have no friends, and I'm wasting my life away 😎😎😎 (I'm hiding my eyes so you don't see me crying)

Because you're not cool. The emoji only appears as an option if you are.

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Emoji kitchen is great (except you have to use gboard for it)

We found Zaphod Beeblebrox’s profile.

this sounds like something gboard could do

Wouldn't it just look angry because the eyes are hidden behind the glasses so you just see the frown?

Truly cool people give up their cool when they cry. That's how you know they really are sad, because they can't — or don't care to — keep their cool anymore.

Being sad is so uncool.

Cool people wear sunglasses and hide their pain behind a smile.

meirl