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Stamets @lemmy.world

2mo ago

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What pox have you brought to this accursed land?
- A gas?
What a horrible day to have eyes.
- I do have two paid services that may be able to help.
  The first is $5 for Eyebleach or $15 for removal of the eyes. You'd be surprised at how many go for the first one.
  
  How much to have my eyes scooped out with a melon baller?
It's called shitpost not cursedpost
- I apologize for precisely nothing.
My first instinct was to hate you for this.
Then I realized I could send it to so many people, and I became the monster I feared most.
Somehow the grainy bj pov pic is the most disturbing.
Feels like I'm the cellar in silence of the lambs
- It puts the water down it's throat skin...
Well that certainly is something.
- Do you only have James Spader gifs?
Thanks I hate it
Bruh, It's not even 8 AM for me yet, I'm still sipping my coffee!
- Then drink, my son.
  Drink fast
  I'm coming for you
It's really not so bad when you realise it's just a prop, an idea and a filter.
- And a promise.
  
  And a hole
☹️
Oh we're getting weird around here? Coool
See, why can't @Mickey7@lemmy.world post good shit like this
Is that a pocket... mouth?!
- If you have large pockets, I suppose.

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