A Most Sensitive Subject in the White House: Where Is Melania?

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She might have been deported back to Slovenia by ICE. Possibly sent to a Salvadorian or Libyan concentration camp. It's just that her orange sugar daddy hasn't noticed yet.
It's safe to assume that she stays as far away from that stinky lardbucket as she can for as long as she can.
And who would blame her?
- I don't buy this.
  Let's not pretend Melania Trump wants to distance herself from her criminal husband: she's just as much of a grifter as he is. The MELANIA cryto scam, the $40m to sell her story for a book... She's making off like a bandit too.
  Those two go together like a house on fire and I have no more sympathy for Madam Golddigger than for Sir.
  
  I don't see what any of that supposedly has to do with it.
  I didn't mean and don't think I even implied that she stays as far away from him as possible because of some sort of moral or ethical qualms. I think she stays as far away from him as possible because he's repulsive on a very immediate and personal level.
  
  Is that why she is dressed as the hamburgler in the picture?
Who fucking cares?
Who the fuck cares? Maybe she works at a Wendy’s. Have we tried looking there?
I believe she’s been banging someone else. For a while more they’ve been living separately

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