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jack [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

2d ago

I will NEVER forgive the English

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I will NEVER forgive the French

I will NEVER forgive the Spainish
- what if I say that I'm sorry
  
  If you're so sorry then go rebuild Tenochtitlan

I’m English. That’s fine. I speak for the whole country.

But chippie shops
- Not even English
  
  This is fucked up. I will never forgive the English
  
  Even English isn’t English! It’s from all those French and German people who moved to England in the Middle Ages. Send ‘em back, I say.
- Luckily, it turns out 100% of authentic British vegan food can be summed up in the following photo:

I offer you some blood pudding and jellied eels as a peace offering.

Is this a Jojo reference?

NGL, it’s a damn shame gammons are such a strong cultural force there.
I know this is idealism, but imagine an alternate reality where Britons kept up some of their ‘brand’ in 2007. Granted, Scotland seems alright but I hope they’re not falling to fascism.
- What brand? The Blairite neoconnery?

For any number of things.

😠

Whose English? Not everyone can speak it fluently but I think that anyone who tries deserves at least some respect.

they really are the worst

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