Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
Everything reminds me of him 😞
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
😶🌫️
We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
2023, but good find
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
Now THIS is what I want to see from this community
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.
The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
Know we’re all fucked.
Didn't need this to realise that but I'm glad it happened anyway.
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.
My family is from nearby. Unironically hundreds of icebergs a year pass that area. It was honestly a matter of time.
I feel the same way. I know exactly nothing about ice sculpting, and after typing this I guess I try google... what did the article call it? Sobmething that made me think chunks of glacier is otherwise normal near the coast of Dildo.
But that just seems like an extremely well place dick joke. That someone or multiple people risked their lives to pull on. Off.
And that person was {insert favorite prophet or just someone you hold in high regard}.
Conception hahahahha
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Hate it when that happens.
If your iceberg lasts more than 3 days, consult a physician
And maybe a physicist.
They'd probably like to know. They are very kinky like that.
"It's a bit small"
"Hey, it's cold out here!"
That said, I'm somewhat in awe of your standards given its thirty foot tall height.
Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!
"It shrinks..?!"
Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.
That's, umm, what she said.
everything reminds me of her
Someone had an interesting "on this day"
This is two years old.
I'm glad they posted it, cause I've never seen it before
So? I found it today and the time doesn't make it less funny.
That is, uh, also, what she said.
Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.
Okay... 2023? How did I miss this? That can't be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it's just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored... It sure would explain a lot.
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
I was thinking, "That thing's still around?!"
Ok, why is this also what she said?!
You think that's big, you should see the size of it under the water.
Also, this is what it looks like when it's cold.
"I was in the pool!"
Just the tip....
It's a grower, not a show-er... the water's just really cold there!
Nice
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??
2 years old but funny
I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!
It's the hovering part that surprises me.
c/BrandNewSentence
It's old, but... I'll allow it.
Also...
Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.
Now it's your turn.
I'll go with my mcc Halo 2 avatar: one-eyed-purple-elite
Tally-whacker, schlong, weiner, meat and two veg, purple headed womb ferret.
phallus [...] floating in conception bay
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
That's it. I want my money back. This shit is waaaaaaaaaay too unbelievable. Wait, what? It happened, like, for real? Really. ....really?
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
It can't be.
That is an accurate statement.
There are some quite tounge in cheek place name in NFLD.
Rural places get weird, doubly so when they got bored without the internet.
Just ask Pennsylvania. Virginville, Two Lick Valley, Rough and Ready and so much more.
Maybe it's also a dutch influence...
It was dildestiny
Let the comments begin.
Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"
The prophecy warns of this. It's the signal for the coming of the massive orange cock that will wreak havoc on the nations.
We have two years to prepare.
Two years to prepare? The massive orange cock has been wreaking havoc for more than eight years.
This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself
This wouldn't be an onion article
If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.
Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.
The one person I'd be OK to send to Guantanamo or El Salvador
This is immaculate
I’m speechless
Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.
Not one of your best.