Rage For The Machine

The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.

It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere
- I find it hilarious

Set List:
Incel Mania
Submit to My Power
Behold My Magnum Dong
All Praise to the Great Leader
Lefty Cunt
Suck Up, Punch Down
I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep
You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway
My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)
Only Fans Love
Deportation Vacation
My Misspelled Face Tattoo
Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)

I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.
- thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH
  
  MOTHER, FATHER

I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.
- According to the frothing bootlickers that inhabit the space around me? Because gay
- Them:" I saw someone once who spoke a different language than me once. What is that if not GLOBALISM?"
- Soviet Union was authoritarian. Both the far left and the far right don't want authoritarianism but claim the other side does.
  Fascism, when state and companies become one, is the opposite of a small state, a major goal of the right.
  So from a right wing perspective, the left and globalists must be in power if they are not living freely in a country with a small state.
  Left and right should talk. There are many things that they can achieve together.
  
  All countries are "authoritarian," all states exert authority. When analyzing them, it's important to find which class is represented, which class is exerting its authority. The USSR was authoritarian towards the bourgoeisie, monarchists, and fascists, but empowering for the proletariat.
  Further, fascism is just Capitalism in different circumstances. Dire circumstances, where it needs to violently and brutally defend its class dynamics.
  I don't think there's much the left can gain from the right.

🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘

"Suck who? I'm gonna do what you tell me."
- "Shilling in the name of"
  
  "Bezos on Parade"
- Omg pls keep this thread going lolol. Everyone, pile on!

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

"globalists" okay so they're going full nazi

Imagine looking for musicians while stating in your ad “I plan on writing songs… “
You make the songs, then you look for people to play them.
- He doesnt actually know how to write songs, but in his head he "knows" hes the main character, so he thinks hes gonna get a group of musicians together, start playing some shitty chord, and everything will just fall into place and the bassist and drummer will stsrt playing along with some brilliant ideas of their own that he can take all the credit for because he's the frontman and he started the band.
- Yeah, this is definitely just someone who got told (possibly even by a band member of Rage Against the Machine themselves) what the songs and the band are actually about. Doubt a single song will ever be made.

I like how it's:
If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.
... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

🎶 I can't wait to work on Maggie's farm some more! 🎵
- Lmao underrated one, and ghost of tom joad

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
Hummer engine revving*
102.3
bald eagle cries*
BOOTLICKER FM
explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL
marching sound*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
- Obviously their FM frequency would be 88, something, wouldn't it?
- Starts playing that German Erika song

Maybe...
- What is this?
  
  Warrior: The Battle Has Started - New Living Translation edition
  Featuring "I Want a Walmart Girl"

Rage Against My Virginity

F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!
- Fuck me, better do what they tell me!
  
  UwU

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.
- Small farmers are basically gone. Main Street is abandoned. They don't own the land they live on either. Their way of life is dying. They've got plenty of real stuff to rage about - the control is telling them it's because of immigrants and not because of the rich.
  
  It's an old meme, but it still checks out.
  A CEO guy labeled "Capitalism" is sitting on a giant pile of cookies pointing at a minority on one side of the table and telling a guy holding a cookie on the other side of the table "that guy is trying to steal your cookie".
  This is all modern politics is.
- They have plenty to be mad about.
  Nixon ran as a peace candidate and tripled down on LBJ's mistakes.
  Reagan ran on balancing the budget and exploded the national debt.
  Bush had a war a week and crashed the economy.
  Bush II started a forever war that spent $5 trillion on making sure every kid in the world grew up looking at Abu Ghraib photos.
  Trump promised to build the Wall and get Mexico to pay for it.
  They have plenty of things to be mad about. Too bad they are all self inflicted wouldns.
- And still for some reason killing all of those goddamn fascist Nazi motherfuckers is "offensive" and "gauche".
  The US is getting what it deserves for being a bunch of goddamn pussy-assed bitches who defend Nazis for "free speech rights" and Christofascists for "respect for religious beliefs". Fucking shitlibs deserve their ride in the cattle car.

🎶Fuck yes I will do what you told me!🎶

Rage of the Machine.

"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.
- By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".
  
  "...because I'm the main character and these 'globalists' know me by name"
  
  When the people responsible for ruining their lives aren't hiding in the shadows at all.
- I always read it as companies who were responsible for offshoring labor. I might be too generous though.
  
  That's part of the power of the term. Globalism is a valid term for a view about how integrated international markets foster economic and social benefits, while Globalist is often used as a racist dogwhistle. Racists often use small variations of accepted terms to conflate and low key their hatred in public venues.
  
  Multinational corporations?

🎶Some of those that burn crosses
\
are fine people who deserve unquestioning support actually🎶

Deporting in the Name Of

What are they gonna rage against…the basically non existent left wing?
- Anyone who isn't actively killing minorities while yelling racial slurs is now a leftist commie autist.
  
  Right Wing defines "Left" as anyone with the least bit of empathy and/or basic intelligence.
  Real "Leftists" exclude any potential ally who disagrees on any point, no matter how obscure.

🎶It's time to plug your ears,🎶
🎶DON'T TESTIFY
🎶

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

"Rage as the Machine"

Tariff the product ya push, well I'm a Trump addict, oh shit I got a head rush!
- FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
  FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
  FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
  COME ONmyface!

Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.
- The (((globalists))) are the cultural Marxists, A.K.A. the Jews: The Origins of the 'Globalist' Slur
- The globalists are always the "jews", it's their dog whistle for them.
- Basically, these Bozos think Trump is a class traitor.

Of course I Rage Against him, he's me

Lust for the Machine

“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”
- The more likely lyrics those racists pieces of shit would sing is...
  “Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our grandparents hung them”
  
  I feel like they wouldn’t be respectful enough to say “brown skinned man”.
- Since our grandfather's hanged one. Ftfy

"Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio"
- It's gold, Jerry, GOOOLD!

some of those dyeing their hair
would like the world to be more fair

The Renegades of Trump.

ICE is comin' back around again.
They're kicking out the People of the Sun

yo, yo, blacks be the real racists

oh my fucking god
- is a great song by Strapping Young Lad.

I want to salute the flag harder than anyone with guitars. /s

*Suck The Machine's Dick

That trakes pretty well with Kannapolis.

Honestly, it shouldn't be that hard. Just use some of their ironic stuff, but sincerely. Bulls on Parade is pretty much an authoritarian capitalist anthem if you take it at face value.
- Bulls on Parade (Hell Yeah Cover)
  Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes (Hell yeah!)
  Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal (Hell yeah!)
  I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library (Hell yeah!)
  Line up to the mind cemetery now (Hell yeah!)
  What they don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin' (Hell yeah!)
  We don't gotta burn the books we just remove 'em (Hell yeah!)
  While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells (Hell yeah!)
  Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells (Hell yeah!)

FUCK YOU I WILL DO EXACTLY AD YOU TELL ME!
Yeah, I totally see this working for maga crowds
- Alternately:
  Fuck yeah I'll believe anything fox tells me!

Repose For The Machine?
- “Passionately Support The Machine While It Crushes Everyone Including, Eventually, Me”

Bless you, I'll do as you tell me!

Machine Against the Rage, but Also For The Right Kind of Rage a.k.a I Hate My Life but it's Other People's Fault and I Have Lost the Ability to Critically Think for Myself or I Never Had It to Begin With a.k.a This Band Sucks

in the machine

Lawsuit incoming.

The Machine?