What would this list look like for your generation?

Gen X. There were no banned words.

Lmao Emma only cannot say Tweaking.

If this list was done for my class back when I was in school, realistically it'd just be slurs
- Damn, you are probably right. Maybe this generation isn’t so doomed after all.
  
  Much to do is always made of the kids personally I'm undecided. I have a feeling that they might go hard left after the formative experiences are Christmas being ruined by the right winger in the White House

I think you mean to say:
"Chat, is this generation COOKED?"
- CaseOh: "Chat, we're cooked."
  Chat: "Pls don't eat us!"

Ohio is a no no word? But that's the name of a state?
Why is Ohio number three on this banned words list?
- Always has been.

The best way to make sure everyone is saying those words is to ban them lol
- And best way to make them stop being used, is using them completely wrong and with the "i am hip with the teens" attitude
  
  This works so very well. Turn them from fun to cringe with one irritating parent move.
  I threatened to get a Sigma Dad tshirt and wear it to my son's school. He's since stopped with all the sigma stuff.
  
  It's a slippery slope between saying something ironically and having it become part of your lexicon.
  
  If you're 30+ it's your duty to destroy their words, just like the older generation did to our words, we will in turn kill these words untill only the true cool words remain, that is the way the universe purges itself of cringe.

Late 90's/early 2000's Aus.
Sick
Mint
Lame/Lamo
Sych/sike
Hella
Rando
Nang/nangkang
Tuppi
Pash
Fail
Wazzup
Brb,lol,a/s/l

Roflcopter, what an epic fail! The speech patterns of other generations are so not tubular or radical! Unlike my generation holds up spork we're too random to to be lame!
- Gen A / Z slang is objectively cooler than this 😞
  
  Some of this was Gen Z slang. Like ROFLcopter. Early Gen Z was part of the stuff like Gay Luigi, the troll song, nyan cat, yeeee, rick rolling, swag, 360 no scope mlg, etc
  
  gooned

Emma getting called out like that is hilarious

I can't believe they really called out Emma like that lol

Story time! When I was in high school (~1998/99) a group of kids decided to start a “gang.” I went to a small Baptist school. Kids were bored. This was maybe second period. They called their gang the “Yo’s.” Saying “Yo” was pretty much the extent of their gang. By lunchtime a group of us got annoyed and decided to start a rival gang called the “No’s.” The Bloods to the Yo’s Crips. The sign you were a No was you grabbed a brown paper towel from the bathroom and wore it hanging from your back pocket.
Anyway, just before dismissal everyone was called into an assembly and given a lecture on gangs and told that anyone wearing a brown paper towel would receive a detention. I am still amused at how seriously our administration took this obviously stupid and juvenile joke.
- Wait until you learn how seriously law enforcement took street gangs.
  The whole Saints Row series was based on the dichotomy between incorrigible feral teens, a product of hands-off parenting while simultaneously running an international drug and crime syndicate
  Of note is the property of ur-fascism the enemy [of the movement] is simultaneously strong and weak
- We weren't allowed to wear hats because that meant you were in a gang...
  
  Early 90s they were TERRIFIED we might wear gang color shoe laces.
- In public highschool in the '90s in rural Ohio. A bunch dressed in western/cowboy gear and brought guns to a football game and there was some other 'gang' as well (maybe same fashion but different belief? I don't remember). One person got found with a gun and arrested, but nothing else came of it. Yeehaw, I suppose.

Edging
How old are these kids, I was assuming pre teen
- Anything that gets a rise out of your parents is going to be repeated on a loop whether or not you understand the context.
  I remember saying "Pimp" in front of a friend's parent. She chewed me out over it, while my friend's younger sister listened in. She then proceeded to say "Pimp! Pimp! Pimp!" all the way home.
  I was not invited back to that house for a month, which I think is a bit unfair.

How often was Emma saying Tweaking to get her own place on the board?
- My thoughts exactly.

Juvenoia. IPA(key): /ˈd͡ʒuːvənɔɪə/
Noun, juvenoia (uncountable)
(neologism) The fear or hostility directed by an older generation toward a younger one, or toward youth culture in general.
- Banned word

fuck you emma!

There was a shirt, it was Mario + Mushroom = Big Mario. Our administration thought this was a drug reference. Some nerdy kid would wear the shirt and about half way through the day they would be wearing it inside out.
- Literally a 40 year old reference, seniors still in working age was in their 20s when this game was released
- Idk... seems like a drug reference, lol. The kid just isn't cool enough to get it.

Seriously intrigued by “Darius noises”, hahaha
- Had to look this up: https://www.tiktok.com/@irisa_darius/video/7440554144097668395?lang=en
  Seems like Darius is a guy with autism that makes noises on TikTok. His caretaker (mother?) seems to think it's healthy to express himself and let off energy.
  
  I would upvote because added context but you're promoting TikTok so I won't.
- and, fast she discipline??

As an elder gen Z I can assure you that the list of banned things in my class circa 2015 was somehow worse. Just off the top of my head.
SpongeBob laugh
WW2 Propaganda (Just cause it's historical doesn't make it not pornography vaultdweller013)
Any discussion of the killdozer
Bulldozer noises
Tank noises (You will all make annoying lawyers)
Kazoos are not longer allowed
Compressed air canisters are banned especially if you have a whistle and duck tape
Arma is not allowed to be watched on computer property
Soviet national anthem
Russian national anthem
State anthem of Mississippi
Djibouti National anthem
Sakkinarven Polka
Those are just the ones I remember, I am the direct source of at least half of them.
- They changed the state anthem of Mississippi a couple of years ago from Go Mississippi to One Mississippi. It's no longer contextually hilarious and not nearly as hoki. I guess Mississippi decided they were not on the right track and probably were never going to get to the top.
  
  Shame the old one is pretty unique, frankly if anyone needs an update it's us Californians. But we are also a somewhat lazy bunch and would probably just make California Dreamin the new anthem. Either that or the committee would let their insanity take hold and ya would end up with something reminiscing a Latin war cant.
- I will proceed to check out the national anthem of Djibouti and the state anthem of Mississippi. I might be back with some questions.
- I did sleep under a rock
- You had things banned in class?
  Why?
  
  I started the problem that got banned
- You mean Säkkijärven?

As always, the best way to get kids to stop using these words is to use them yourself. Use the ancient cringe-power to disarm the youth 🦹🔥
- As a teacher, I cannot tell you how much this changed my life. I just spew their random shit right at them, totally straight-faced, with a painful degree of enunciation. They do not say those words again in my presence. Their cringe feeds me. I also find it helpful to try to get them to define each term, in excruciating detail, then I destroy the word for them.
  
  Let’s everyone thank chat for yeeting this advice to us

Dude
The bomb
Phat
Any pun containing "bro"

Pumpkin?

Things I remember people complaining about at various times (I don't really recall gradeschool having any)
overuse (or use at all) of dude
doy
[no] duh
dweeb
overuse of awesome
various "surfer" slang (we all saw the TMNT movie)
at some point, maybe around high school, "my bad" became a thing. I still don't really like the phrase much.
I'm sure there are more locked somewhere in the recesses of my brain, but those are the ones that jump to mind. The internet was only really becoming a thing when I was in highschool and I lived in a very rural area for most of it so things spread much more slowly.

Not to be confused with band words:
practice
scales
tuner
first chair
recital
solo
clarinet
John Philip Souza
hot cross buns
tuba
bassoon
glockenspiel
- I got to 6 before I realized why such words might be band.
- I think John Phillip Souza and glockenspiel have potential for new brain rot.
- I would still ban Souza

Ohio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.
What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?
"Animal noises" is very broad. Furry persecution. :(
The fact that they lose "LiveSchool points", whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don't know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.
- It's probably some fast she discipline system. The way we treat kids in schools is horrific, has been for quite a while though but they feel entitled to subject kids to whatever technological Horrors they can come up with

Skibidi Toilet is the modern Ninja Turtles.

Shorter.

Sigma... ligma...
...but no sugma yet.
- What does "yet" mean?
  
  Yet: A yeti youth, not quite of age to be a full yeti.
  
  I assume you mean yeet, which is a loose synonym of defenestrate.

Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.🥀 I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy 🪫🥶 and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.🧍No mames! 😫
- What does fein mean? Is it just shortened feign?
  
  Fein comes from the Travis Scott song FE!N. While it is a synonym of "addict", Travis uses it more as a musical refrain. The repeated and somewhat goofy intonation of the repeated phrase is what lead to the memification of this slang word. When using "fein", it can be used like any other nonsensical filler word.
- -10000 aura fr

I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.
By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.

This generation really is doomed - but not because of these words (or anything else it does, really)
- The way I look at it, generation α and the next 5 generations are in a game of no-respin Russian roulette for who gets to be the ones to fight World War IV with sticks and stones.

What did Emma do?
- I have the same question.
  
  Idk but shes tweakin

Kids are still saying ligma? Lol the classics never die!
- Wait, what's ligma?
  
  Ligma Balls!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
  
  Oh man, this is worse than the time my friends had me order a burger with Fromunda cheese...
  
  Ligma my balls!!!!! Lol, still works.

I know most of them but... What's ligma?
- Ligma Balls, cousin to Seymour Butts and Hugh Jass
  
  Don't neglect Mike Hunt....
- Ligma balls to find out!
- Was using Ligma in the 80's, glad to see it still in circulation.
  Ligma balls / Ligma sweaty balls / Ligma sweaty (sports clothing you happen to be holding) e.g. Ligma sweaty socks
- Ligma balls, I guess....

Any high level math or stats class using alpha, beta, or sigma as math variables: Guess I'll die

When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.
- Saying it, or howling it?

I for one support the educational system refusing to address Oio. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about oio
- It's ok, you can curse on the internet.
  
  You'd think so but I think saying o*io is a little much... up there with the n-bomb, you just can't say it

I wonder what Emma did there....
- She was probably tweaking
  
  Tweaking in Calculus.

Yeah, doomed, with teachers that have banned word lists??????

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, "I don't want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time" and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

I think I get maybe half of those, but can someone explain why Ohio is on the list?
- It just means “the shittiest location you can imagine”. Sometimes the most honest words come out of the mouths of children.
  
  I understand hating on Ohio. It's mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.
  On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It's an even better place to be from
- Skibidi Ohio Rizz https://www.wikihow.com/Skibidi-Ohio-Rizz
- Considered a weird place where weird things come. Ex: "MrBeast from Ohio" for the MrBeast imitation video / rap battle… that’s a bit outdated by now though

Sorry but "any combination of 'tuah' and 'hawk'" has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.
Like she'll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like "Cactuah"
- Your mom talks about a Final Fantasy monster?
  
  Hit me with them thousand needles.
  ...I'm not that other person's mom.
  
  They didn't say anything about it being the last monster their mom fantasizes about
  
  My mom is the one who got me into gaming, especially my love for JRPGs as she has played FFVI through FFXIII. She has told me several times how much she hates Cactuar because of the thousand needle attack or whatever.
  Unfortunately the backlog of games is so high that I haven't played a FF game besides 15 (which was ass lol). But I do wanna play the FFVII and FFX remakes real bad. I think her favorite is one of those two, don't remember which.

No mames lol
- I remember all the Mexicans in class saying that any time the teacher made us do something we all didn’t want to do lol
  “ORALE NO MAMES WEY”
- That’s my favorite one too. I wish this were real so bad.

Ohio gozaimasu.

They took away our pogs.
- Never forget, never forgive
- They took away our pogs, so then we started playing card games like speed or war. Then they banned card games saying we were "gambling" even though we weren't.

You know what's massive?
- Jungle
  
  If Ninja got a Low Taper Fade.

We had a kid show up to summer school every day in the hoodie.
- We had a kid who wore a dinosaur onesie, every day, the same one. Genuinely wonder what happened to him sometimes.
  
  I'm doing alright. When I outgrew it I had it remade into a hat that I occasionally shove into my pants on road trips
- I knew what it was going to be before I clicked the link. Indeed the hoodie.

HOW THEY GONNA BAN NO MAMES VATO??

What's Ligma?
- Extremely tasteful use of meme. A true connoisseur.
- What's up dog? ...wait, no. Ligma dog! ...shit wrong again. What's up balls?

There was no list of banned words in my schools. Common sense was enough. Kids do understand common sense.
Anime words? Like all words ever spoken in animation?
- NANI!?
- Omae wa mou... shinderou!

... I mean, a lot of these words are pretty tame aren't they?
Chat? Rizz? Anime words and gestures? No pumpkin?
Seems like a desperate attempt here.

In the 80s they let us say bitchin' in class because ''it's just slang for good''
- We weren't allowed to say something 'sucks' because of the sexual connotations; things were limited to stinking (at least within adult earshot).
  
  Yeah.. that's already true... wtf....
- I need to say bitchin' more. I forget that word exists.

What is so bad about "Cold in here"?
- Maybe they say it in regards to nipples? Otherwise, no idea.

No mames hahahaha
Google translate says it means "don't fuck with me"
- Yeah that's not even current slang is it? My 50 year old coworkers were saying no mamas 10 years ago.
  
  I say it every day! Lol
  "No mames, güey. Qué pedo, viste??"

What is Chat?
- It's how a lot of streamers address their audiences. I didn't realize it was a thing kids were saying out loud.
  
  Fourth person pronouns.
  Chat is that weird?
  
  We’re cooked chat
- You can kind of use it like 'y'all'.

If that list was made in my generation it wouldn't be in English.
But also it wouldn't be made in my generation because what the hell do you mean "banned words"? We would have set that trash on fire and gone on strike.
- Sensing a strong French background here
  
  Hah. Not necessarily, but student strikes were absolutely a thing where I'm from.
  Was it mostly a convenient excuse to take a day off? Yes. Was it great civics training? It was a convenient excuse to take a day off.