Can you relate?

I believe it's "Can I interest you in everything, all of the time?"

The star in the middle is not spell checking

what's my prize? :D

My results! I love having a disorder /s

Bingo!
- B I N G O I N G O
  
  ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽ ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽ ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽ ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽ ⧼B⧽ ⧼I⧽ ⧼N⧽ ⧼G⧽ ⧼O⧽
  B̫̯͓_̵̸̶̡̡̝̗͈͎̝͓̹͖̮̬̘̻̻̈́̈̏͆̄͋̏ͧͬͭ̿̌ͥͩ̍͌̔ͧ́ͯͤ̚͜͡ͅ Į̴̷̩̟̗̫̟͇̝͉̯̺̗̎͂̄͐͐ͮͪͩ̀̉̋̀͊ͅ Ņ̧̛̛̻̠͚̼̬̦̩͍͉͎͍̟͖̞͎͒̊ͭ̄̆ͫͪ̅ͦ̃̉͌̊̓̽͊ͣ̑̈́̚͢͟͡͞͡ͅ G̲̥̖͉̫͉̙͉͔̘̭̦̠͌̒̒̑̽̆̀̎̊̈́́̓̏̒̈́̏ͩ͆̉͘̚͠͠ͅ Ǫ͆̾̃͊ͩ̕͝
  
  And Bingo was his name-o
  
  y̵̨̗̮̖͖̏̋͒̔͋e̴͈̐́ş̷̢̱̻̘͔̼̰̬͙̙̞̫̥̦͔͎͑͂̿̏͗͋̌̀͌͊ ̸͓͙̽̾̊̔͌͒̏̀̃͛̉͊͗̔̚ť̵̢̜̪̮̙̖̖̬̹̯̄̄̽̊̎̾͗̚̚͜͝ͅh̸̘̜̯̝̳̗̥͙̰̹̦̙̄͒̈́e̵̦̭̎̏̎́̏̅́́͒͘͝i̵̧̟̹͈̩͑̆̋̃͛̎̋̅́̓́͜r̶̢̰̥̤͕͇̘͕͇̒͆̄́͋͑̊̉̊̚͜͝ ̶̣̣͛̑̏̄̄́c̶͖͕̗̜̤̯͕͉̗̓̈́̅̿͜r̸̛͚̅̆͛͌̓́́̀̄̿͆̈́͌͝i̴̡͚̗͙͈̲̝͎̹̟̦͂̓͂̆̈́̌̀̋̔͊̇͗ͅe̴̛̞̼̲͚̟͉̭͚͈̩̩͊̀̀̽̔́͆̏͛͘s̸̝̼̣̯̖̤̗̻̔̑ ̵̯͓͈͎̭̻̱̼̗̖̯̯̭͙̳̜̅̎͐͛̒͘ẁ̸̛͚̯̞̭̜̜̪̯̯̝͖̽̈̊͛̃̈́̋͑͘̕͠î̶͖̖͓͓̗͎̜̟̣̙̭͉̲̎̏͂̅̊͊̉̽̑̒͠͝l̷̥͇̫̺̯̠̗̯̦͍̰͖̘̤̈̀͊͊̾̋̋͊̓̕͝ͅl̴̹̰̱̼̪̺̠̲̯͔̞͕̓ ̵̫̫͚̤͎̞͓̂͂b̵̧̛̟͈͖̮͔̹̙̞̲̘͉̀̽̂́̽́ͅŗ̸̛̯̖̠͉̯͙̻̝̠̱̪̪͉͖͉̑̊͋̄̑͊̀̃̽͒̅̓͝í̷̡̢̛̥̰͉̰̝̞͉̤͕̠̂͊͆̄͒̂̂̈́̃̈̑n̵̡͙̻̳̠̜͋̌g̷̢̖͓̻̭͎̭̖̀̈̀̐́̃̀̐̀̌̎͜͠͝ ̵̨͉̼͔͚̘̠͔̝̽̋́̇̀͝f̵̢͗o̵̦̖͙̞͕̙̼͕͚̬̩̫̦̖̤̊͂͌ͅr̸̞͔̗̖̭̣͚͓̥͉̐́̃̈́́̓̃̇͝ͅt̵̢̞̳͖̞̯͍̬̭̯̮̹̼͉͌̔̒̒̕h̵̫̋̓͂͗̕ͅ ̸̖͇̹̥̦͙͈̰̪̝̉̐́͘̚t̵̢̩̝̜̽͗̊̆̽̈́̌̄̈́͘h̵̢̗̩̭̦͚͖͖͎̙͊̌̊̇̀͗̎͜e̴̢̬̱̺̝̰̞̟͖͍͉̩̺̺͂͌̈́̍̐̏̊̍͗́̈́̏͊̿͠ ̷͈̠̼̾̈́͗̈́̈͐̅̓̃̽͂͘ḷ̷̖̩̋̆̍̄͜͝o̴̧̡̪̤͕̜̣̼̲̙̬̞͖̪͚̤̳͗̓́̐̀͝ṟ̶̼̩̟͇̣̲̦̑̆̌̕d̶̛̘̥͚͚̹̗̩̆̎̍͘ ̸̙͚̫̣̜̫̘̤͆͜b̶̡̛̫̪̯̱͎̳͔͉̺́̃̈̾͗̓͗̕ȇ̴͓̫̞̯͕͈̾͐̾͐̕͝n̸̨̤̲̲̞̩̬̬̝͔̗̍͂̏͂̌͗͒̾̅̚̕͘͜͝͠e̴̢̛͕̙̹͕͓͔͈͍̤̾̉͆̿͂͑̉͑͌͂͛̋̔͜͝͝ͅa̵̛̫̥͙̥̖͕̼̼̳̟͕̼̖̭̙̦̎̎̅͋͂̅͗̕t̵̛̹͕̼͎̳̥̳̼̱̻̲͙́̇̏͂̈̈́̔͆̏̕͝h̶͚̰̲̃͂́͜ͅ ̵̫̘̯͔̣̮͕̘̳̈ẗ̵̢̪̖̖̼̟̭͕̹͇̬͖̭́h̷̯͔̅͑̈́̅̈́̓̂̐͘͠ė̵̖̣͚̆̂͒̏͐͜ ̸̡͈̦̳̪͉̙̗̺̜̫͓̥̮̻͚͒̇̽̀̕w̴̗̣̼̬̥̥͊̈́͐̆̌̕à̸̱̱̺̥͔͍̋͂͒͊̌̿͌v̵͎̭̇̇̏̋͆͑́́̎̓̈́̽́ȅ̷̡̩̻̯̮̫̲̟̪̝̿̐̈́͒̇̃̾͛̐̄̅͑̐͝͠ͅş̵̢̢̱̲̻͖̥͎͖͒̽̐̋̚ͅ

I'd watch a Procrastinator movie ... like tomorrow or the day after.

Is being a night owl really a sign of adhd

Help, i got a bingo without having ADHD(only being autistic)

My results.
- That isn't bingo so you are doing fine!
  
  True. But when you have 6 chances to get a bingo though...
- I also had more than half marked off but did not get a bingo.

What does "They thought of doing it makes me crazy" mean? What is "it"? Who are "they"? Why did "they" think of me doing "it"?
- The thought of doing something, I'm assuming it's a typo.

Feeling like a child in an adult body
Is this an ADHD thing?
- If the reason for it is that adults are supposed to get shit done and you can't
  
  Agreed. I do feel like I'm a child but I didn't think it was ADHD related.
  It's because I can't get anything done as an adult. I have to pay quarterly taxes and it never happens on time so I get a penalty every year.
  Just one example.

do i get a bingo if my first thought was "i don't think i really want to read all those little squares"
- A bingo? You poor sweet summer child...
  
  in my defense my ritalin hadn't kicked in yet when I saw this meme 🤪

This is literally me, just the entire thing :3

and bingo was his name-o!
- Did you turn the outline of the center star into a stencil in GIMP and then use that to stamp the other squares?
  
  I feel like that's an instant bingo.
  
  no I used the star tool in ms paint

What do you get for a daub in every single square, and where do I go to collect my winnings?

Yeah so all of these apply. It’d make more sense to do this daily. That way some of them might not be there lol
Edit: except sticky notes. I take my notes on hundreds of different notebooks and note taking apps then forget where they wrote everything, like a sophisticated person lol

What does poor internal self talk mean here? Thinking badly about yourself? Not making coherent sentences in your thoughts? Something else?
- /makes a small mistake
  "Why am I such a piece of shit? I don't deserve anything nice because I'm the worst."

I got a bingo down the center. Does that count as a diagnosis?

All checks out but I'm calling bullshit. The column with "called annoying" is paired with exclusively annoying behaviours (and being sleep deprived or understimmed always leads to annoying someone). The game is rigged.