Latest apolitical take from Asmonroach

This MF lives in a goddamn pigpen and has roaches crawling on him yet still has the audacity to think that he gets to decide who gets sent to the coal mines. Might as well change his name to Dunning Kruger.

He has cleaned his house and has pest control come by twice a year now. You are behind on the lore, let me help you get up to date.
He wears shoes indoors and doesn't vacuum much.
He recently gave himself a bloody nose from picking his nose on camera.
He still doesn't know how to use a normal kitchen oven.
He is balding.
He has 3 real teeth.
He is 6' and weights 135 pounds.
He recently lived with 3 dead rats in his attic for a few days before he went up there and found them. He threw the corpses in his backyard instead of the trash.
He has jerked off to completion while streaming, but did so out of frame and continued to converse. Nobody knows if he has done that more than the one confirmed time.
He still collects empty, or mostly empty, soda cups from various fast food places on his desk. He does eventually throw them away in purges.
He has had a yellow Gatorade on his desk for years, it is no longer yellow.
He showers maybe once a week and uses a knife to scrape the dead skin from his face.
He wears the same clothes for days and doesn't do wash.
His diet mostly consist of fast food, most of which is Chipotle, but Wendy's is a close second. Sometimes he wants a home cooked meal and will make a $2 steak with a microwaved potato or two, sometimes a Totinos triple pepperoni pizza with cheese and pepperoni added.
Before he cleaned his house up, two of his friends and fellow streamers came over and he cooked for them his infamous $2 steak and microwaved potatoes. Both of them had adverse reactions, one of which became ill for a few days.
His favorite fruit to eat is lemons, but would not buy them because he would rather eat other things.
So those are the qualities of someone who holds the opinion that dumb people belong in the mines instead of voting.
- He sounds mentally ill
- Twice a year sound like to much for a regular person but also not enough for him.
It's incredibly bizarre that that this is one of the very few cases where I think someone espousing a far right viewpoint could be argued to be passing Hobbes' Veil of Ignorance.
He must be. He would easily end up in the mines given his present circumstances.
- It used to be you’d have to engage prison or medical work to see and experience the raw, unvarnished version of humanity, but now we have streamers.

I used to be a big fan of the dude when he just played games. But covid and onwards he just got sucked into the toxicity like a lot of people I know. Sad world

Weird way to say you want to work in the coal mines.

You're*

Adolf*

I'm partial to 'Asmoncuckold' as a derogatory spin on his nickname, even though it's kind of right-wing coded. I do kind of believe that we should be stooping to their level insofar as insults go, so yeah

Cuckoldry just isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's just a thing some people are into. It's kinda like calling something "gay".
- I agree that cuckoldry is not inherently bad, but the right wing sure believes that it is, and as such, it can be used to deride them.
  We need insults that actually sting against these people. If actual cucks feel severely mistreated by this use of the language, we can evaluate at that point.

What about his Adolph Hitler?

Because the entire Nazi project was to reform society by expelling undesirables. Also, the use of "retarted" is like the pride flag for choads.
- I was making a joke about the “YOUR” typo

It would great. Him, XQC and friends would all be in the mines.