3mo ago

Asking the important questions

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Well does it!!??!? DON'T LEAVE US HANGING!!1!!1!
- It does not
  
  Unfortunately, it does. My late cat would prove it by leaving imprints on the couch.
Kid's already got the genius hair and all. I foresee a bright future.
- ^(*provided they're not in the USA)
Don't give the findings. I want to know if I have to buy all new furniture.
- You'll just be giving your cat more surfaces to touch with it's butthole.
I am a rarity these days for being pro-science. Nonetheless, there are certain dark truths in this world that the light of scientific inquiry should never shine upon.
Unfortunately they left off the most important part. The original source to be cited in future internet debates.
- Original source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10225642299587916&id=1341800830
  The post includes higher quality and close up pictures of the project poster and pictures of the cats. The conclusion is that only short hair cats' buttholes might touch soft, uneven surfaces, like bedding or laundry.
  The text of the post:
  
  The real VIP. That really was solid science, and surprising results. I do think some additional research should be done via peer review to expand the sample size and ensure the original cats were acting as any cat would and not just well disciplined.
  Also, what about when a cat is sick? That is certainly going to change the results.
What was the outcome!
I thought Fark solved this years ago with the lipstick test.
- Now there's a name I haven't heard in forever. Is that bunch still playing Urban Dead?
- I also most definitely heard about a similar experiment years ago using lipstick.

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