Choices
Choices
Choices
Run for your life before he brings the funkopops
now theres the real red flag
I don't know. That fight option looks like it could be fun too... TEST YOUR MIGHT!
shitheads who idolize assholes are funny when they cry
Joker poster beside other comic book posters: Stay, they're probably cool. Joker poster beside grindset posters: Refer to counselling and taxi home. Joker poster beside Joker 2019 Poster: RUN TO FUCK
What's the orange skull doll?
Kaws, one of those pop art figures that ended up getting merchandized to hell and back.
Made me think of the "saw"movie, but I 'm unsure
flee, otherwise it is like punching the wind: useless
Run like the wind!
This display used to be the first thing you would see when you walked into my home.
The only reason I moved them was because I replaced them to make room for my two massive bearded dragon tanks. 😎
Any future partner better match my energy LOL
My girlfriend is EXTREMELY jealous of all your peepees and ouiouis
They are the result of years of slowly obtaining them. They are pretty much the only thing(s) of value that I own! Really love them a lot. 💕
If she doesn't have a Peepy of her own yet, it's your obligation to get her one! 🫵 And if she already has one, she needs more.
I suddenly got a hankering for some peanuts...
Feed him.
If you don't love me at my nerdiest, you don't deserve me at my I get off eating my partner out.
There's nerd and then there's Thanos grindset nerd. I do not acknowledge the latter as being a true subset of the former.
Edit: It was bothering me so I have to point out that I'm making a No True Scotsman Fallacy here. This does not change my statement.
I used to worry about what women would think when they saw my home, but it turned out that none of them ever see it at all so I might as well be true to myself and collect all the My Little Ponies.
My (now) wife freaked out coming to my apartment the first time. Turns out, she's a huge Rush fan:
In my living room at the time:
All I hear is "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
70% sure she just married me for the TV.
Dude but that's a pretty kickass TV.
Holy cow. That TV! Actually awesome, seems uniquely aesthetically pleasing for the era it seems to originate from.
What can you tell us about that TV?
The other 30% was the Dreamcast.
Edit: Where can I get a TV exactly like that? I assume you had to hunt for years and/or restore?
She, for sure, did mot married you for your cable management.
Maybe it was her first time seeing moving pictures? 😏
"Honey, will you marry me?"
*um, I dunno...
"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
Working Man live in Rio... My lord
That's an awesome TV.
Has she now learned the rest of the alphabet?
Yo PSOE1&2? I'd have married you too.
There’s Rush fans, and there’s deep cut Rush Power windows Fans
3 CD towers, but I'm counting only 2 CDs in them. Nice setup though
PSO? Fuck yeah.
That TV is sweet.
My husband was worried about bringing me to his apartment for the first time when we were dating because it was filled with tarantulas, scorpions, and snakes. Did not bother me in the slightest and I really got into keeping them too. I did put my foot down on centipedes though because fuck that (too fast, too hot).
Might as well collect what you love…as long as you don’t keep them in jars it should be fine.
Don't kink shame!
Every person I know including me is like “nah my place is way too messy, laundry everywhere, can’t meet there” so you just end up splitting a hotel for a bang
Joker poster
Fight option
She should don Catwoman costume, gently pummel the dude to submission, and say "How's this for a BOTTOM TEXT"?
Lol that Thanos poster is lit
You ain't lying, not sure I agree with the sentiment, but fucking great execution.
Found the source: https://comicartprints.square.site/product/king-thanos/357?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=3
Also here: https://www.instagram.com/joshbrolin/p/BgM6aYCB2Jq/
yea but without the stupid text
a bit strange but I don't really see the problem tbh. Are these references I'm not getting? I recognize joker and thanos.
The Thanos poster has been "alpha-male"-ified and the joker is a cringe incel reference. The fact you don't know is a good thing.
Niiice, but I need to take care of my niece, tomorrow!
What's the yellow figurine?
Kaus:
https://www.masterworksfineart.com/artists/kaws/sculpture/4-foot-companion-2007/id/W-7511
(I don't know a lot of details, there's one in my city)
It means something in this context?
Looks like Yotsuba with a skull for a head. Perhaps some 4chan thing?
Me: "I hope you like Lisa Frank!"
Me: immediately ruining the first impression with a full-size framed reproduction of the painting of Lord Vigo from Ghostbusters 2 looming over the foyer. Visitors are often distracted enough not to even notice that it hangs across from a pirate skull and crossbones flag and a queer villain pride flag.
Then they get to the living room which seems weirdly normal; tastefully matched furniture, a couple of landscapes and a reproduction Matisse on the walls, reasonable quantities of clutter on the end and coffee tables. It's almost normal enough to make one forget that the Scourge of Carpathia is watching over their shoes.
But then there's the sign by the bathroom asking guests not to use it for summoning demons. The Van Goku painting of Son Goku from Dragonball throwing a kamehameha in the style of Van Gogh's "Starry Night". A strangely ominous black and white photo of llamas hung by the basement door over a sign that reads "A little party never killed anybody".
No, that first impression was correct. Mine is a house of weirdos. =D
But then there's the sign by the bathroom asking guests not to use it for summoning demons.
Now I want one. That's delightful.
If I walked into your foyer I would immediately consider you a close friend. No one who loves Ghostbusters 2 that much can be a bad person.
What is a queer villain pride flag?
Have you considered running tours on Halloween? Throw in a few fog machines and black lights, make up some backstory about evil taking over your home or something, and you'll have the most creative "haunted house" around.
My eyes, oh God my eyes!
We all know that guy doesn't have the talk game to get ladies through the door.
I kinda want the Thanos poster but without any of the text on it
Text is at least different, this is the source: https://comicartprints.square.site/product/king-thanos/357?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=3
Also here: https://www.instagram.com/joshbrolin/p/BgM6aYCB2Jq/
Ok maybe just the 'sigma' part gone, I want like 90's rap culture Thanos
I’d hang it up ironically
Sometimes when you try and go too far into something being cringe it loops around and becomes hilarious and actually pretty cool.
Although I agree that 'sigma' part should be left behind in the cringe zone
Or on a t-shirt. Agreed, no text.
Stuff like this makes women seem incredibly judgemental, while also demanding to not be judged.
Can you point out where the 'demanding not to be judged' is in this comic?
Also ngl, if you're an adult man who decorates like this and you don't think other men are judging you, I've got some news for you buddy.
I wouldn't mind Biggie Thanos if it wasn't for the grind set trash
I agree with you. Why are those the only options ? Everyone is allowed to have hobbies and decoration taste.
Fler
My last girlfriend commented that my house reminded her of the antagonist in Red Dragon. She ended up moving in.
I think as a guy you should never express interest in anything because it's going to be problematic tomorrow.
That sounds exactly like what someone who once faced consequences for one particular thing would say.
Why are you so in to problematic things?
He listed the highly inappropriate and unpopular movies that nobody ever heard of Full Metal Jacket and Fight Club.
I think someone spends too much time reading posts on the internet.
edit: i was right, yep, menslib subreddit reader.
I dunno' about OP, but quite a few things become "problematic" purely by association with dinguses. Sure, the sigma workaholic crap is problematic by itself, but the new Joker movie (NOT the sequel) _ was_ actually a good movie. It was all the weirdos who turned him in to some idol that made it cringe. (kinda' like in the movie, even though the character himself enjoyed the recognition)
Personally, I tend to really like flawed characters or tragic back stories and whatnot, and he had both. They could have had a really awesome sequel to show why going down the path of idolatry would be a terrible one, but nooo they had to do a weird "musical" where it turns out he's not even the joker. Too bad everyone else had to ruin it, even the creators, so I can kinda' relate to things getting ruined by external forces.
Kinda' like the US getting fucked by Trump despite every effort to get everyone I know to vote otherwise... Or how people like Johny Somali are giving Americans an even worse reputation as tourists. Some things that are supposed to be good really do simply get ruined by others, because too many people are judgemental guilt-by-association assholes.
Because other people decided they were problematic after I got into them
Fuck
Fornicate
the promised third "f"
In this case, its a hidden option after Fight.