Trump administration could give $5,000 bonus to boost birth rate

It's one baby, Michael. How much could it cost, 5k?

$5k. So, if you have really good insurance, you can cover a couple months of stuff needed for caring for a baby. If you have mediocre insurance, you might be able to cover your "out of pocket" costs for the birth itself. If you have bad or no insurance, this $5k won't even pay off the medical debt for having the kid.

In short, the people this will help the most are the folks who probably already need it the least. And the folks who actually need the help the most will only be slightly less fucked by our broken medical insurance system. Like most of the policy ideas dribbling our of the AI chatbots this administration is using, it's poorly thought out, won't resolve the issues and ultimately is just "feel good" crap.

Lol enough for a month's supplies. So what about after that? Oh guess you're on your own! Aren't you happy you managed to have a decent life for a month? Oh well back to poverty and anxiety for you!

Wow, $5,000! That's almost 3 whole months of daycare! That'll cover the cost of a new child for sure.

Great, more babies bound for foster care.

have baby

get paid

sell baby

get paid

have another baby

get paid again

infinite money glitch ☝️🥸