there is no better candidate!

they are allready accepted as (turtle) pope, are more than willing to challenge dogma ("all things can be conjoined"), are obviously catholic (forgiveness is granted by the ritual of confession!) and they are the cutest dog in the lands between and thus a 100% certified good boi.

vote Miriel, vote turtle pope!

I vote for Doomguy.

• Devout catholic (according to the Doom novels)
• Celibate (stated by John Carmack)
• Has ascended from hell multiple times

There already is a pope

At best you can vote for an antipope

Me! Me, me, me, I wanna be Pope! I know, like... religion and shit, I can do it! Put me on the field, coach, I'm ready!

Edit: to sweeten the pot, first thing I'd do would be bring back all the good shit from the Old Testament - kill money, the rich are the Devil's butt warts, reinstate virtues, "make Heaven over here, ya' idjuts," the lot!

And I'll also respect the time-honoured tradition of interpreting dogma however the fuck I feel like! And I'll choose to interpret it as an MLP episode, where Friendship and Empathy are the true heroes! Open up the churches to everyone, turn all cemeteries into nature reserves, God says all shapes and sizes of marriage are legal, Meme Dump Sundays after Mass, "Jesus would say 'what the fuck,' too," focus on love! Make Catholicism Hippie again!

That whole "Net Worth" section in her wiki is really, uhm, yeah it's really something else to read.
These people live on different planets.

/j

Me?

FINE!!!!

u wan "translatd version"!?!?!? >;(
u GET translatd version !!! >>>>>>>;((((((((
but!!!! becuz i kno how much u hate ai!!! i translatd it with ai!!!
n alsuu!!!! becuz i kno mani lemmi peeps r mericns, n i kno mani mericns dun lik china- i used qwen to translat!!! here is link to convrsation

happi now? hu?.-,-., hm!??!?! happi now?!??!!?!?!?!

i hope u r ;( ::: spoiler here translatd version of commnt below Sure, here's the text translated into more readable English:

Maybe I am... but sadly, those kinds of positions aren’t really about who’s actually best for it— but more about who’s the loudest about it, I feel...

Like— I think many, many people who say, “I don’t think I’m a good leader,” are actually some of the best leaders!!! Yes, yes, yes!!

I believe many people are just too shy to realize that they’re actually really, really worth something!!! Yes, yes—even you, the person reading this (even if you’re not commenting, it’s fine <3 no pressure <3 <3 <3 I believe in you!!! ~) I believe that you can very much be super useful in leadership positions, even if other people can’t see it because you’re not that assertive or whatever. Just—

• Being good at planning is worth a lot!!!
• Thinking of all kinds of scenarios and things that could go wrong is good! Yes, yes, that’s very valuable!
• A combination of empathy, kindness, and also planning skills is very good! Imagine having a nice boss for once! That would be super comfortable, wouldn’t it? I’d work so much harder if my boss was comforting and kind <3

Okay, rant over—maybe you’re the new pope! :o

And if you are, I’m very, verrrry happy for you! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

And even if not, it’s totally fine! If other people can present themselves better— who cares! You’re still good, kind, nice, reasonable, and a wonderful user! <3

You’re worth a lot, please know that— — —

Please know that...

[END OF TRANSLATION]

:::

HAPPI?!?!?!?!

u bettr be!!!! >;( cuz im sad now ;(

i hop dis was wrorth it ;(((

Original Version

mayb i am.-.bt sadli thos kindsa positions r nt bout whos actulli best for it- bt mor bout who loudest bout it i feel...

lik---- i thinksies many manymany peeps who go "i dun thinksies im good leader--" actulli r best leadrs!!!! yisyisyis!!

i believ mani peeps r jus too shy to realiz thad theyr actulli rlli mch wrorth somthn!!! yisyis evn u, the lemmi usr readin this (evn if ur nt ocmmentin, its fine <3 no need to <3 <3 <3 i believe in u!!! ~) i belive thad u cn vrri mch be lik- supr useful in leadin positions evn if othr peeps cnt see it cuz ur nt thad mch lik - assertiv or whatevr. jus---

• jus bein good at planin is worth mch!!!
• thinkin of all kindsa scenarios is gud n bout things which cud go wrong! yisyis thads vrri valuabl!
• combo of empathi, lovlieness n alsuu planin skillsies is vrri gud! imagin havin a nice boss for onc! thad be supr comf, wouldn it? id lik to wrork mor if boss is comf n nice <3

oki rant ovr - mayb u r new pope! :o

n if u r, im vrri - vrrivrrivrirvirivrri mch happi for u! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

n evn if nt, is totlli fin! if othr peeps cn present their stuffsies bettr - who cares! - ur still gud n lovli n nice n reasonbl n a lemmi user! <3

ur worth mch, pls kno thad - - -

pls kno thad...