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Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

stembolts @programming.dev

6d ago

I should wash my hair.

Am I doing it right?

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That seems more like a pre-shower thought.
- Idk its definitely a pre-being-done-showering-thought that could definitely preceed a shower

Remember your towel protocol:
- If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
  
  I still don't want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.
  I want my face to directly contact someone else's clean butt.
  
  If it brings people comfort to not use the same towel, it's probably not worth trying to push them away from that habit. It's one thing to know it intellectually, and another to feel off-put by the idea.
  
  Are you being paid by e.coli?
- Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
- White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair...
  
  ...you'll find the red for pubic hair.
  
  Worst flag ever.
- If you're part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries
  
  All those times the kids at school called me butt-face... look who's complimenting me now. Ha, suckers.
- Clean yourself right and anywhere is good
- You dry your entire body at the exact same time? I start at my head and work my towel down towards my feet. And then I throw the towel into the laundry.
  
  You use your towel once and throw it into the laundry?

At this point, all the stuff in the shower is sort of automatic. I’m usually thinking about other stuff.
- Lucky you. I have to actually try to get anything done
  
  I have to try to remember what I did while I was spacing out so I don’t wash myself three times.

Sir. You appear to be lost. This is a Wendy's.

"ok, do the hair first, now the pits, now the arms, now the torso, now the crotch, now the legs, now the feet-carefull dumbass you dont wanna slip again!"
- Legs and feet are good with the run off.
  
  Ew! That's nasty! What if some girl meets you at a coffee shop, and wants to suck your toes??? You just gonna have nasty toes that "dirty shower water has run over them, so it's fine"??? She'll never want to deep throat your foot with that attitude!!!
  
  Dude no. You have to actually wash them, what's the matter with you?
- It is so awkward when you trip and do a hand stand in the shower

Can you get mine while you are at it?
- Take a piss for me while you're up?

No

Did I wash my hair? That's when I know I'll need extra coffee that day.
- Put a few strands between your fingers and pull. If it squeaks, it's been washed.

https://youtu.be/QmA405FpxqY

yeah I don't get it. i have amazing thoughts all the time but rarely in the shower

Relatable

Biggest mistake is not repeating the wash-rinse twice. Ask a hairdresser why they do it that way.
- Why don't you save everyone some time and say it yourself?
  
  To get you to buy more.
  
  9 out of 10 hairdressers agree, what explanation is there needed
  
  Oh bless.
- It's 1:30 A.M. and the 24 hour hairdresser hotline (1-800-cut-hair) was shut down years ago, maybe you could explain.
  
  If you read your shampoo label, it probably says the same thing.
  Rinse, apply a small amount of shampoo, wash, apply some more shampoo, wash again.
  This way, you first remove most of the oil from your hair, and the second time you actually clean it and the scalp.
  In a way, it's like a dishwasher works with a pre-wash cycle.

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