I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants
I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants
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But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.
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If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus
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You don't see it on the photo but "1" is literally just a phallus. Never go there.
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tapes the paper over the camera...
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Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.
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OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!
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Frickin' Big Brother these days, you can never get away from him.
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"Enjoy the free show"
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Down in the deep south
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what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister
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I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary
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And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.
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I did all these cock push ups for nothing!
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"Why is it all sticky?"
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I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)
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How big are their clits ?
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I read this to the tune of “How deep is your love”
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You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can't imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button
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Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you'll be surprised.
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...Roll Tide...
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Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn't wash my hands. What you gon' do about it, UOA?
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Nobody does this better than JB (NSFW) https://youtu.be/U0WSa3VDiX0
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